PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Drew Molina (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Idiot's choice of entrance music: Non-Phixion: Black Helicopters. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Molina
vs
Idiot

172 cm
30
163 lbs
20 - 7 - 0

180 cm
32
167 lbs
19 - 3 - 0

Excellent boxer
KO power

Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

CEC Nutrition Q160 *Christmas Sale*

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Drew Molina!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Yukihiro Shimada and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Molina misses with a few strikes there.
Idiot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Idiot lands with a cross.
A shot to the body from Idiot misses
and Molina counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Molina throws the left hand but Idiot avoids the punch easily.
Idiot waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Molina.
Blithering Idiot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Molina staying out of range there.
Molina lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Idiot avoids the body shot from Molina.
Idiot lands with an overhand left.
Some wild striking there from Molina.
Molina defending well as Idiot loads up on a big left hand.
Idiot fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Idiot throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Molina misses with a two punch combination.
Idiot connects with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Molina misses with a series of wild punches.
Molina scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Nice uppercut there from Idiot.
Idiot throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Idiot scores with a nice head shot.
Idiot scores with a crisp jab that stopped Molina in his tracks.
Nice body punch from Idiot.
Idiot scores with a decent looking hook.
Idiot takes a swing at Molina's ribcage but misses.
Idiot has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Idiot throws out a loose jab but Molina uses good head movement to avoid it.
Idiot keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Idiot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Molina was well out of range. Poor timing from Idiot.
Molina misses with a looping left.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idiot pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The fighters circling - Idiot throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Idiot throws a hook but Molina blocks it.
Idiot lands a slapping body shot.
Idiot changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice uppercut there from Idiot.
Molina takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A punch combination from Molina misses.
Molina moves forwards but Idiot connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Molina on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Idiot stuns Molina with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Molina is breathing heavily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Idiot just misses with a punch to the body.
Idiot digs a good body shot into Molina's ribs.
Molina gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Idiot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Blithering Idiot dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Idiot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Molina was well out of range. Poor timing from Idiot.
Blithering Idiot seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Molina slips a jab from Idiot.
Idiot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Idiot scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A cross from Idiot lands.
Idiot loads up on a big right hand but Molina slips the punch.
Molina misses with a two punch combination.
Idiot fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Nice body punch from Idiot.
Molina avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Idiot scores with a nice strike.
Idiot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good exchange - Idiot coming out on top.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Molina on the wrong end of a nice hook.

Molina is rocked!
Molina drops his guard momentarily, allowing Idiot to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes Molina! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! Idiot takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Blithering Idiot!
Our winner, Blithering Idiot, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.