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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Drunk Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Sisko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!
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290 lbs
15 - 9 - 0 |
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190 cm
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290 lbs
9 - 6 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Drunk Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, The Sisko!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sisko doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jones looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jones thows a body kick. Sisko tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Jones scores with a spinning back kick!
Sisko looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sisko moves out of range of the body kick from Jones.
Sisko takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sisko drops his hands momentarily and Jones takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
It looks like The Sisko has been cut.
Jones tries a head kick but it misses.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Jones.
Jones throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jones scores with a push kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jones, as that shot connected.
Sisko takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sisko avoids the body shot from Jones.
Jones works Sisko's body with a nice hook.
Jones looks for the body kick but Sisko saw that one coming.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
Sisko shoots in and drives through. Jones sprawls well.
Jones looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Sisko has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Jones.
Sisko takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Jones misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jones thumps Sisko with a low kick.
Drunk Jones is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jones lands a nice looking body shot.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sisko.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jones tries to land a front kick but Sisko steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jones misses with a body kick.
Sisko takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jones lands with a slapping head kick.
Jones scores with a head kick. Sisko tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Jones throws a lazy body kick
and Sisko counters with a good, hard body kick but Jones shrugs it off.
Jones lands a jab to Sisko's midsection.
A thudding body kick lands there by Jones!
Sisko blocks a head kick by Jones.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones lands a jab to Sisko's midsection.
Jones tries a head kick but it misses.
Jones misses with a body kick.
Jones lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sisko's sensitive parts.
Sisko chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jones can pounce on him.
Jones is looking to wear down Sisko with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Sisko avoids a kick to the body.
Sisko on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Sisko takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Jones lands with a nice body punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sisko on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jones. Jones obviously looking to wear him down.
Jones dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones lands a nice looking kick to the body. Sisko takes a step back to recover.
Nice body kick there by Jones.
Jones scores with a nice strike.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sisko takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Sisko moves out of range of the body kick.
Sisko throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sisko moves out of range as Jones throws a body kick.
Jones throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Sisko moves out of range as Jones throws a body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Drunk Jones dominated that round.
The cut man is working on The Sisko's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Jones ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Drunk Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones swings for the body but Sisko moves out of range.
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sisko manages to avoid it.
Jones misses with a head kick.
Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sisko blocks the body kick.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones lands a high kick!
Jones swings for the body but Sisko moves out of range.
Sisko is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sisko manages to avoid it.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Jones. Sisko shrugs it off though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sisko takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Sisko misses with a wild body shot.
Sisko takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jones throws a low kick but Sisko moves out of range easily.
Sisko moves out of range of the body kick from Jones.
Jones lands a big head kick that sends Sisko tumbling to the mat! Jones takes a step backwards and waves Sisko back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones scores with a kick to the body.
Jones throws a wild body kick that Sisko sees coming a mile off.
Sisko on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Jones is looking to land body kicks.
Drunk Jones is winning the standup battle so far.
Jones throws the kick towards the body but Sisko avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones scores with a hook to the body. Sisko takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Sisko on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Sisko is defended easily by Jones.
Sisko steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Jones. That one must have hurt.
Jones scores with a kick to the body.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Jones digs a good hook to Sisko's body.
Jones connects with a high kick.
Jones throws the kick towards the body but Sisko avoids it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sisko.
Jones throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jones fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Sisko looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Crunch! Jones slams his shin into Sisko's torso.
Jones misses with a head kick.
Sisko avoids the body shot from Jones.
Sisko fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jones looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jones.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sisko moves away.
Jones pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Jones.
Jones keeps Sisko at a distance using the push kick.
Jones scores with a kick to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones throws a nice head kick!
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
Sisko takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Sisko takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Sisko avoids the body shot from Jones.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A solid body kick from Jones.
Jones lands with a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Drunk Jones dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on The Sisko's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Sisko on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jones lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sisko moves away.
Sisko on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jones. Jones obviously looking to wear him down.
Jones avoids a kick to the body.
Jones moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jones misses with an attempted mid kick.
Sisko's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Sisko has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Jones.
Jones connects with a solid leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sisko sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Jones pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Sisko avoids the body shot from Jones.
Jones is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sisko can do to turn this around?
A head kick by Sisko misses
and Jones counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jones throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Jones tries to land a front kick but Sisko steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones swings for the body but Sisko moves out of range.
Jones lands a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones's jab looks to have found its range, popping Sisko under the eye.
Jones buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jones misses with a body shot.
Jones looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jones scores with a nice body kick.
Jones goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Sisko moves out of range of the body kick.
Jones misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jones tries a head kick but it misses.
Sisko blocks a head kick by Jones.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones misses with a jab to the body
and Sisko counters with a body kick that stops Jones in his tracks momentarily.
Sisko ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jones throws a hook but Sisko blocks it.
Sisko misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick from Jones lands but Sisko takes it in his stride.
Horrible takedown by Sisko or perhaps it was just good defense by Jones which made him look bad.
Jones swings for the body but Sisko moves out of range.
A lazy body kick from Jones
and Sisko counters with a body kick.
Sisko's corner calls for a 1-2. Sisko obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sisko manages to avoid it.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Sisko moves out of range of the body kick from Jones.
Sisko with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Sisko pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sisko.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jones.
Sisko walks into a left hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jones throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jones blocks a head kick by Sisko.
And that's the end of the fight!
Drunk Jones showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Jones has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:25
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:25
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Drunk Jones!
During a confident post fight interview, Drunk Jones thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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