PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Poncho Villa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Syezd Kepe Eses (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Villa's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, In One Ear. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Villa
vs
Kepe Eses

208 cm
35
300 lbs
21 - 16 - 0

213 cm
30
285 lbs
15 - 9 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Poncho Villa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Syezd Kepe Eses!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Johanna Lukiainen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Villa on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kepe Eses works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Villa dives in and grabs Kepe Eses's left leg, looking for a takedown. Kepe Eses pushes down on Villa's head and hops out.
Villa swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kepe Eses throws a sloppy head kick and Villa moves out of range easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Kepe Eses misses the target.
Kepe Eses tests Villa's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Syezd Kepe Eses seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kepe Eses fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Villa manages to avoid it.
Villa fails to land with a series of punches.
Villa misses with a hook.
Villa misses with a straight right.
Kepe Eses lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kepe Eses tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Villa was well out of range. Poor timing from Kepe Eses.
Villa misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kepe Eses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slow jab from Kepe Eses misses its intended target.
Villa throws a combination that misses
and Kepe Eses counters with a big head kick but Villa shrugs it off.
Kepe Eses lands a really nice looking cross but Villa seems unphased.
Kepe Eses throws a body punch but Villa moves out of range.
Kepe Eses tries a head kick but it misses.
Villa lands a really nice looking cross but Kepe Eses seems unphased.
Villa connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kepe Eses momentarily.
Kepe Eses avoids a kick to the body.
Syezd Kepe Eses is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kepe Eses throws a sloppy body shot
and Villa counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kepe Eses throws a looping overhand right but Villa ducks down to avoid it.
Kepe Eses throws a low kick but it's checked well by Villa.
Kepe Eses takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Kepe Eses throws a half hearted mid kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Villa throws a chopping leg kick but Kepe Eses manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Villa takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

It looks like Poncho Villa has been cut.
Villa has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kepe Eses.
Kepe Eses blocks a head kick by Villa.
Villa is breathing heavily.
Villa throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kepe Eses stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Kepe Eses connects with a solid leg kick.
Villa takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Kepe Eses lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kepe Eses misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Villa.
Villa takes a kick to the side of the head.

Villa is rocked!
Villa looks up at the clock. Bad move! Kepe Eses lands a right hand from hell, dropping Villa. Kepe Eses pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Syezd Kepe Eses!
A relieved looking Syezd Kepe Eses thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.