PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stu Pid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johnson has chosen Eminem - Fuck as his entrance music. Jon Johnson is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Pid
vs
Johnson

192 cm
18
264 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

216 cm
25
228 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Heroic Combat Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Stu Pid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jon Johnson!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Sosuke Kotani and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pid scores with a leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Johnson.
Johnson looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Pid is fending him off so far but Johnson persists. Nope, Pid circles away and we're back to standing.
Johnson scores with a jab. Pid acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

It looks like Stu Pid has been cut.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Johnson.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Johnson throws a head kick but Pid moves out of range.
Johnson throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
No luck for Johnson with that takedown attempt.
Stu Pid has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jon Johnson.
Some wild striking there from Johnson.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pid throws a right and a left that Johnson avoids nicely.
Pid blocks the body kick.
Johnson slips a jab and a cross from Pid.
Jon Johnson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pid misses with a series of wild punches.
Johnson shoots in but no luck this time.
Pid tries to bum rush Johnson with a series of wild strikes but Johnson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pid avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Johnson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Pid in his tracks.
Johnson shoots in for a double leg but Pid sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Johnson throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Johnson tries to clinch but Pid moves away

and Pid counters with a crisp one two that drops Johnson! Pid thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Johnson to his feet! Johnson is in big trouble!

Johnson is rocked!
Johnson looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Johnson throws a head kick that misses.
Johnson is still on wobbly legs! Can Pid finish him?
Pid looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Pid throws a series of punches but Johnson avoids them all with ease.
Pid misses with a few strikes there.
Pid throws a right hand that Johnson ducks under and follows up with a left that Johnson also avoids with ease.
Pid connects with a superb combination that knocks Johnson out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Pid before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Johnson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Stu Pid!
After the big win, Stu Pid made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Heroic Combat Gear and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.