PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake Ryan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Syezd Kepe Eses (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ryan comes to the cage accompanied by Girlfriend. Jake Ryan is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Ryan
vs
Kepe Eses

186 cm
31
201 lbs
31 - 15 - 2

213 cm
31
285 lbs
16 - 10 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 15 - 2, fighting out of London, Jake Ryan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Syezd Kepe Eses!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ryan avoids the body shot from Kepe Eses.
Ryan scores with a jab.
Ryan just misses with a punch to the body.
Ryan pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kepe Eses lands with a kick to the temple. Ryan shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Jake Ryan has been cut.
Kepe Eses scores with a nice head shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kepe Eses thuds a left hand into Ryan's body.
Kepe Eses throws a leg kick that misses.
Ryan swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Ryan shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Ryan blocks a leg kick.
Ryan swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ryan avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ryan jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ryan throws a right hand that misses
enabling Kepe Eses to counter with a crisp jab.
Kepe Eses ducks under a wild hook from Ryan.
Kepe Eses tries to work over Ryan's front leg with a kick but Ryan checks it.
Kepe Eses tries a head kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kepe Eses scores with a push kick.
Ryan stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kepe Eses.
Some wild striking there from Ryan.
Kepe Eses pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ryan jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Ryan connects with a solid leg kick.
Kepe Eses throws a quick inside leg kick.
Ryan just misses with a punch to the body.
Kepe Eses thows a body kick. Ryan tries to catch it but that hurt him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kepe Eses drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A telegraphed right hand from Ryan misses the target.
Kepe Eses pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kepe Eses slips a jab from Ryan.
Kepe Eses with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Kepe Eses misses with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kepe Eses scores with a kick to the midsection.
Jake Ryan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ryan is breathing heavily.
Kepe Eses goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kepe Eses misses with a two punch combination.
A low kick from Ryan misses
and Kepe Eses counters with a slapping leg kick.
Ryan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kepe Eses sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Ryan blocks a low kick nicely.
Ryan takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kepe Eses comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Kepe Eses is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Ryan rather than just go for the knockout.
Ryan misses with a wild body shot.
Ryan is looking to chop away at Kepe Eses's legs.
Ryan misses with a leg kick.
Kepe Eses throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Kepe Eses checks a leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Ryan misses the target.
Ryan looks to land a body kick but Kepe Eses moved away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ryan connects with a leg kick. Kepe Eses looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Ryan misses with a head kick.
Kepe Eses misses with a low kick as Ryan jumps back.
Kepe Eses thuds his shin into the meat of Ryan's side.
Kepe Eses fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ryan manages to avoid it.
Kepe Eses lands a nice looking body kick.
Kepe Eses goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kepe Eses misses with a hook.
Kepe Eses bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kepe Eses uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ryan.
The fighters circling - Ryan throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ryan takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Ryan walks forward, straight into a front kick from Kepe Eses.
Ryan moves out of range of the body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ryan connects with an inside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kepe Eses moves away from the strike by Ryan.
Ryan throws a jab but it's blocked by Kepe Eses.
Ryan throws a hook to the side of Kepe Eses's head but Kepe Eses sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ryan throws a jab when Kepe Eses was well out of range.
Ryan blocks a head kick by Kepe Eses.
Kepe Eses cracks the inside of Ryan's front leg.
Kepe Eses scores with a jab to the body.
A cross from Kepe Eses lands.
Kepe Eses is looking to land body kicks.
Ryan is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ryan.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ryan checks a low kick from Kepe Eses.
A swing and a miss from Ryan.
Kepe Eses displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ryan throws out the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Syezd Kepe Eses dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jake Ryan's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Ryan connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Ryan misses with a straight right.
Kepe Eses pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ryan connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Ryan walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Ryan swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Ryan misses with a wild body shot.
Ryan misses with a wild body shot.
Kepe Eses digs a good hook to Ryan's body.
Ryan checks a leg kick nicely.
Kepe Eses misses with a kick to the body.
Ryan misses with a looping right.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ryan is looking to chop away at Kepe Eses's legs.
Ryan connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Kepe Eses on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ryan misses with a right hand
and Kepe Eses counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kepe Eses misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ryan.
Ryan misses with a left hand
and Kepe Eses counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Ryan thinking.
Ryan takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Ryan will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Kepe Eses ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ryan throws a leg kick
and Kepe Eses counters with a low kick, right behind Ryan 's knee.
Kepe Eses slips under a jab from Ryan.
Ryan has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kepe Eses.
Good shot there by Kepe Eses.
A head kick misses from Kepe Eses.
Ryan throws a nice inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ryan tried to score with a low kick but Kepe Eses checks it.
Kepe Eses tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kepe Eses attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Kepe Eses uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ryan.
Jake Ryan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kepe Eses thows a body shot but no joy.
Ryan keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Ryan lands a nice looking body shot.
Kepe Eses keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ryan throws a shot to the body.
Kepe Eses is breathing heavily.
Kepe Eses misses with a two punch combination.
Kepe Eses throws a head kick that misses.
Ryan blocks a head kick by Kepe Eses.
Ryan lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Kepe Eses moves away from the strike by Ryan.
Ryan fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kepe Eses on the side of the head.
Kepe Eses looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Ryan.
Donk. Ryan catches Kepe Eses right on the button with a cross.
Ryan scores with a jab to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ryan lands a nice looking body shot.
Ryan dips to his left and cracks Kepe Eses with an uppercut!
An inside leg kick lands from Ryan.
Ryan lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kepe Eses moves out of range as Ryan strikes.
A leg kick checked by Ryan.
Ryan stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kepe Eses misses with a body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ryan lands with an uppercut that bounces Kepe Eses off the cage and back into range.
Kepe Eses takes one on the chin but seems OK.

Kepe Eses is rocked!
Ryan lands a body shot.
Kepe Eses is still on wobbly legs! Can Ryan finish him?
Ryan weaves into range and cracks Kepe Eses right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Kepe Eses goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Ryan is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jake Ryan!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Jake Ryan made sure he mentioned RAW Nutrition Recovery *159 : 60$ * , along with how happy he was to win his fight.