PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Titus Kahoohalphala (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake The Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kahoohalphala comes to the cage accompanied by Diablo Swing Orchestra - Ragdoll Physics. Jake The Snake has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Kahoohalphala
vs
The Snake

195 cm
23
215 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

185 cm
28
226 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Syndicate Nutrition (DUS)

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Titus Kahoohalphala!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jake The Snake!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Hugh Johnson and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Snake showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kahoohalphala.
The Snake swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Snake looks to score with a jab to the body but Kahoohalphala is just out of range.
The Snake is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Kahoohalphala throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent The Snake stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Kahoohalphala changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. The Snake tries to avoid it but Kahoohalphala manages to keep hold of a leg and drag The Snake to the ground. The Snake escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
The Snake throws a lazy right hand but Kahoohalphala sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Snake rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kahoohalphala counters with a left to the body.

Kahoohalphala scores with a takedown into The Snake's guard.
Kahoohalphala throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Kahoohalphala wants to control from the top but The Snake keeps moving.

The Snake working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Kahoohalphala doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Kahoohalphala manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Kahoohalphala chips away with some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kahoohalphala trying to control but The Snake is working from the bottom.
The Snake trying to control the position.
Kahoohalphala trying to control the position from guard on top but The Snake is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The Snake is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Kahoohalphala throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Kahoohalphala working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Kahoohalphala trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Kahoohalphala with a flurry of punches that miss.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kahoohalphala chips away with some ground and pound.

The Snake looking for a guillotine here but Kahoohalphala defends easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kahoohalphala landing with the ground and pound.
Kahoohalphala cracks The Snake with a solid left hand.
The Snake has control of Kahoohalphala's left arm, preventing Kahoohalphala from doing any damage.
Kahoohalphala works over The Snake with some ground and pound from guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

The Snake is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Kahoohalphala trying to control the position from guard on top but The Snake is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kahoohalphala advances to half guard.
Kahoohalphala has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kahoohalphala throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Kahoohalphala is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Kahoohalphala stalling away here and it's allowed The Snake to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
The Snake trying to keep a closed guard but Kahoohalphala is proving a slippery customer.
The Snake preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Kahoohalphala pushing down on The Snake's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Kahoohalphala missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Kahoohalphala wants to pass the guard but The Snake is defending well.
Kahoohalphala working The Snake over with strikes.
Kahoohalphala lands strikes from half guard.
The Snake wants to get back to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kahoohalphala thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed The Snake's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Snake trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
The Snake bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Kahoohalphala wants to sweep here but The Snake controlling him for the moment.
Kahoohalphala manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. The Snake manages to get himself to full guard.
Kahoohalphala preventing the sweep.
Kahoohalphala wants to pass the guard but The Snake is keeping the position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Snake wants to sweep but no luck.
The Snake trying to keep a closed guard but Kahoohalphala is proving a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Titus Kahoohalphala dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Kahoohalphala shoots in but The Snake avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Kahoohalphala scores with a hook.
Kahoohalphala works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Kahoohalphala pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kahoohalphala connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Kahoohalphala fails with the takedown
and The Snake cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The Snake tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kahoohalphala was well out of range. Poor timing from The Snake.
Kahoohalphala moves away from the strike by The Snake.
Kahoohalphala scores with a nice head shot.
Kahoohalphala jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kahoohalphala bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of The Snake's head.

Kahoohalphala scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kahoohalphala is thwarting The Snake's attempts to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kahoohalphala working the head and body with strikes.
Kahoohalphala is thwarting The Snake's attempts to control the position.
Titus Kahoohalphala overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The Snake might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Kahoohalphala kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
The Snake connecting with a few gentle strikes.
The Snake is staying active underneath Kahoohalphala, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The Snake has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Kahoohalphala is working away from the top position though.
Kahoohalphala slips a nice elbow through The Snake's hands, connecting with The Snake's forehead.
Kahoohalphala trying to control the action but The Snake is working from the bottom.
Kahoohalphala has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Snake tries to lock up and control but Kahoohalphala gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Kahoohalphala unloading with bombs!
Kahoohalphala prevents The Snake from getting the reversal.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kahoohalphala has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of The Snake's face.
Kahoohalphala looking to control and managing it successfully.
Kahoohalphala is landing with some decent strikes but The Snake is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
The Snake is desperately trying to improve his position but Kahoohalphala has a good base and remains in mount.
Kahoohalphala breaks from The Snake's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Kahoohalphala with good strikes from the mount here!
Kahoohalphala landing strikes, looking to finish!

The Snake is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Snake wants to control but Kahoohalphala is having none of it.
The Snake is still in real trouble! Can Kahoohalphala finish him?
Kahoohalphala is in full mount looking to finish with strikes. He lands a big shot, followed by another and The Snake goes limp! The ref jumps in to end the fight - a big win for Kahoohalphala!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Titus Kahoohalphala!
A relieved looking Titus Kahoohalphala thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.