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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Turd Fergisson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr GoodKat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fergisson comes to the cage accompanied by Legion of Doom. Mr GoodKat will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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162 lbs
11 - 4 - 0 |
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160 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Fergisson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mr GoodKat!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Fergisson.
GoodKat stuffs the takedown.
Fergisson shoots in for a takedown but GoodKat shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Fergisson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fergisson fails to land the takedown.
GoodKat throws a head kick that misses.
GoodKat fails in his attempt to clinch.
Fergisson really is built like a bowling ball. I wonder if he'd roll if you pushed him down a hill...
GoodKat digs a good body shot into Fergisson's ribs.
GoodKat defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Fergisson.
GoodKat just misses with a punch to the body.
GoodKat wants to clinch.
GoodKat tries to score with a low kick but Fergisson moves his leg out of the way.
Fergisson dives in and grabs GoodKat's left leg, looking for a takedown. GoodKat pushes down on Fergisson's head and hops out.
A big left from Fergisson misses.
GoodKat throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
GoodKat throws a nice head kick!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fergisson tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but GoodKat swivels and escapes.
Fergisson shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Fergisson trying to control the pace.
GoodKat wants to get back to his feet.
Fergisson tries to pass to full mount but GoodKat defends it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Fergisson wants to take a breather but GoodKat is having none of it.
Fergisson lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Fergisson thows a huge punch but GoodKat dodges it nicely.
Fergisson looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Fergisson is sneakily working for an arm triangle but GoodKat sees it coming and defends easily.
Fergisson is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and GoodKat defends it well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
GoodKat pushes Fergisson off looking to stand but Fergisson dives back in and keeps control.
GoodKat is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
GoodKat blocking the ground and pound attempt from Fergisson.
Fergisson seems to be looking for submissions.
Fergisson is looking for a kimura here.
Fergisson is working for an americana but GoodKat has been sneaky and has managed to get back to half guard, whilst Fergisson was thinking about the submission.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson trying to control but GoodKat is working from the bottom.
Fergisson drops back, looking for a kneebar! GoodKat looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. GoodKat looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from GoodKat!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
GoodKat misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
GoodKat is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Fergisson knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Fergisson dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Fergisson misses with a wild combination.
GoodKat moves to clinch but Fergisson breaks away
and Fergisson counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in GoodKat's guard now.
Fergisson is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! GoodKat is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! GoodKat has escaped and now he's on top!
GoodKat throws a strike but Fergisson rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Fergisson might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Fergisson is pushing down on GoodKat's leg trying to pass to half guard. GoodKat is fighting to maintain full guard but Fergisson has managed to sneak the leg through.
Fergisson is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and GoodKat defends it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
GoodKat is not content to let Fergisson control the position.
Fergisson is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
GoodKat looks like he's trying to stand up.
Fergisson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Fergisson decides to return to a standing position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
GoodKat tries to clinch but Fergisson moves out of range.
Fergisson looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for GoodKat!
Fergisson won't let GoodKat get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Fergisson has hold of an arm here, looking to extend it. He's committed to the armbar attempt here! Will he get it?! Yes! GoodKat is forced to tap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Turd Fergisson!
Turd Fergisson seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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