PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Hairy Kane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roscoe P Coltrane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kane comes to the cage accompanied by Saigon - Bring Me Down . P Coltrane has chosen The Dukes Of Hazard Theme Song as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kane
vs
P Coltrane

190 cm
25
201 lbs
18 - 3 - 0

195 cm
29
190 lbs
17 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Hairy Kane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roscoe P Coltrane!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
P Coltrane lands a jab.
Kane is looking to chop away at P Coltrane's legs.
Kane scores with a crisp jab that stopped P Coltrane in his tracks.
P Coltrane throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kane sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Kane misses the target.
P Coltrane scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kane doesn't seem bothered though.
Kane lands with a thumping leg kick.
P Coltrane takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head kick misses from Kane.
P Coltrane rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kane moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
P Coltrane throws out a loose jab but Kane uses good head movement to avoid it.
P Coltrane pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The fighters circling - P Coltrane throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kane throws a sloppy head kick and P Coltrane moves out of range easily.
P Coltrane scores with a nice strike.
Kane misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
P Coltrane bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kane's head.
P Coltrane swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kane connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Kane tries to land a leg kick but P Coltrane saw it coming and moves away.
Kane blocks a jab.
Hairy Kane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kane comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
P Coltrane throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
P Coltrane checks a low kick from Kane.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kane.
Kane throws a body kick that misses.
Kane throws a front kick aimed at P Coltrane's knee but P Coltrane avoids it well.
Kane lands with a cross.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kane moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
P Coltrane takes a kick to the side of the head.
P Coltrane moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The fighters circle, before Kane throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into P Coltrane's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Kane lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Hairy Kane!
An out of breath Hairy Kane thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.