PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between George Costanza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johny Walker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Costanza comes to the cage accompanied by Jacco- När mörkret faller . Walker has chosen Metallica - Fuel as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Johny Walker has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with George Costanza's chin.

Costanza
vs
Walker

197 cm
23
275 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

193 cm
27
295 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

Good takedowns
Excellent MT
Experienced

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, George Costanza!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Johny Walker!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Richard Clark and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Costanza checks a low kick from Walker.
Costanza looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

Costanza fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Walker, pushing him back against the cage.

Costanza has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Walker clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.

Walker manages to escape to his feet.
Costanza uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Walker.
A left lands for Walker.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Walker digs a good body shot into Costanza's ribs.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Costanza.
Walker throws an overhand right that lands on Costanza's shoulder, as Costanza tries to avoid the shot.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Walker, as that shot connected.
Costanza avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Costanza darts in and clinches Walker up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Costanza drops down looking for an ankle pick but Walker pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for George Costanza. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Costanza on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Johny Walker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Costanza staying out of range there.
Walker thuds a left hand into Costanza's body.
Costanza tries for a takedown but Walker sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Walker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Walker misses with an uppercut. Costanza saw that one coming.
Costanza blocks a low kick nicely.
Walker misses with a hook. Costanza ducked under it nicely.

Costanza bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Costanza is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Walker has escaped the position, nice work there.
What's Walker going to do here then? He's in a bit of a pickle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walker sneaks back into half guard.
Walker holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Walker is looking to escape.
Costanza throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Walker wants to get back to full guard.
Walker slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Walker is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Walker wants to sweep here but Costanza controlling him for the moment.
Costanza stops Walker from standing up.

Costanza has gone for a leg lock! Walker slips out almost immediately though and dives into Costanza's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Costanza throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Walker looking to pass the guard.

Costanza had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Walker defends it easily.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Walker in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Walker decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Costanza, up you get!
Walker misses with a body shot.
Walker throws a good cross that connects.
Walker swats away the attempt to clinch by Costanza.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Walker throws out a loose jab but Costanza uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Walker misses.
Walker pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Walker lands a slapping body shot.
Costanza tries to clinch but Walker moves out of range.
Walker swings widly with a right hand

so Costanza counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

Walker manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Walker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Costanza moves away.
A clash of legs there as Costanza blocks the low kick.
Johny Walker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice takedown defense from Walker. No joy for Costanza on that attempt.
Walker leaves Costanza with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Walker misses the shot to the body.
Costanza shoots in looking for a takedown but Walker manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Costanza's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johny Walker dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Good shot there by Walker.
Walker misses with an uppercut. Costanza saw that one coming.
Walker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Costanza manages to avoid it.
George Costanza is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nice takedown defense from Walker. No joy for Costanza on that attempt.
Walker fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Walker connects with a single shot there.
Walker is looking to score with low kicks.
Walker lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Costanza at a distance.
Walker throws an overhand right that lands on Costanza's shoulder, as Costanza tries to avoid the shot.
Walker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Costanza manages to avoid it.
Costanza moves out of range of the leg kick from Walker.
Walker comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Walker looks to score with a jab to the body but Costanza is just out of range.
Walker connects with a body shot that sends Costanza's belly button to the back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walker wants to slow Costanza down by chopping away at his legs.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Walker lands a nice shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Walker throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Walker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A shot to the liver by Walker. Beautiful body shot.
Walker works the jab nicely.
Costanza walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Walker digs a good body shot into Costanza's ribs.

Walker cracks Costanza with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Costanza looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Walker finish him?

Costanza is rocked!
Walker scores with a jab to the body.
Oh Costanza is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Walker ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Costanza's jaw. Costanza's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Walker does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Johny Walker!
Johny Walker decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.