PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Barby Girl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pete Patterson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Girl's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, You're my heart, You're me soul. Patterson has chosen "I'm Too Sexy" as his entrance music. Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. Barby Girl could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Pete Patterson's chin.

Girl
vs
Patterson

180 cm
30
240 lbs
10 - 13 - 0

225 cm
34
266 lbs
22 - 15 - 1

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Experienced

Good takedowns
Good kicks
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 13 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Barby Girl!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pete Patterson!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Paul Gruel and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Patterson moves into the clinch.
Girl is breathing heavily.
Knees in the clinch landing for Patterson.

Patterson gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Patterson is controlling the pace.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Patterson connects with a nice short shot to Girl's temple.
Patterson lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Patterson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Patterson is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Girl is in trouble now - Patterson has advanced to mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Patterson controlling from mount.
Patterson raining down shots from the mount!

Barby Girl's cut is getting worse.
Patterson controlling the pace for now.
It looks like Patterson might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Patterson tries to control but Girl wriggling away.
Girl might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patterson working away from the top, dropping strikes.

Jeez, Barby Girl's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Barby Girl's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Pete Patterson!