PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Peter Parts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anthony Joseph (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parts's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, call to prayer. Anthony Joseph has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Parts
vs
Joseph

194 cm
29
218 lbs
18 - 12 - 0

182 cm
29
215 lbs
16 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Peter Parts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Anthony Joseph!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Colin Fray and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joseph dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Parts. That did some damage!
Joseph blocks a leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Joseph.
Parts throws a wild body kick that Joseph sees coming a mile off.
Joseph is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Parts lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

It looks like Anthony Joseph has been cut.
Parts throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Joseph misses with a wild body shot.
Joseph misses with an uppercut.
A jab from Parts finds it's way through Joseph's defenses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parts lands a head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Joseph.
Parts ducks under a wild hook from Joseph.
Joseph scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Parts fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Joseph manages to avoid it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Joseph.
Joseph throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Parts makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Joseph fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parts manages to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Parts.
Joseph with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Parts to score with a decent uppercut.
Parts looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Joseph avoids the head kick by Parts.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parts throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jab from Parts.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parts defending well as Joseph loads up on a big left hand.
Joseph takes a jab right on the kisser.

That has opened up Anthony Joseph's cut even more.
A jab from Parts does it's job there.
The crowd cheers as Joseph lands an impressive looking overhand right. Parts doesn't seem phased though.
Joseph throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Parts takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A jab from Joseph misses.
Parts staying out of range there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Joseph clinches with his opponent.
Parts is looking to control Joseph's arms but Joseph gets an underhook and turns him. Now Parts has his back to the cage.
Joseph is trying to drag Parts to the mat but Parts just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Joseph lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Joseph has Parts pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Parts manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Parts working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Parts pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Parts.
Joseph misses with a looping left.
Joseph connects with a body shot.
Parts throws a hook but Joseph blocks it.
Joseph defending well as Parts loads up on a big left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parts sizes up Joseph with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

The cut above Anthony Joseph's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Joseph lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Parts. Joseph does a little dance to reset his feet.
Joseph takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Peter Parts seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parts jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Parts is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Joseph turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Parts is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Parts throws a jab when Joseph was well out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Parts misses with an uppercut.
Joseph with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Parts dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Anthony Joseph's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Joseph ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parts moves away.
Parts throws the left hand but Joseph avoids the punch easily.
Parts misses with the combination.
Joseph cracks a nice hook into Parts's ribs.
Parts displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Joseph throws out the jab.
Joseph misses with a hook. Parts ducked under it nicely.
Peter Parts is winning the standup battle so far.
Joseph swings for the body but Parts moves out of range.
Parts throws a head kick but Joseph moves out of range.
Parts thows a body shot but no joy.
Joseph throws a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parts pivots, looking for a leg kick but Joseph is out of range and Parts settles back down.
Parts misses with a low kick as Joseph jumps back.
Joseph moves out of range as Parts strikes.

Parts gets tackled into the cage by Joseph. Joseph maintains the clinch.
Joseph makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Parts is trying to break the clinch but Joseph is controlling him.
Parts misses with a body punch.
Joseph working aggressively here.

Parts pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Parts is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Joseph throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Joseph checks the leg kick nicely there.
Parts scores with a head kick. Joseph tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parts staying out of range there.
Parts walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Parts throws a lazy right hand but Joseph sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Parts lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

Anthony Joseph's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Parts slips a straight right by Joseph.
Parts misses with a wild body shot.
Joseph tries to clinch up but Parts circles away and keeps his distance.
Parts comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Joseph walks into a jab.
Joseph has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Parts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joseph takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Anthony Joseph's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Peter Parts!
Peter Parts decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.