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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boris Wupaski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boris Wupaski is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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288 lbs
28 - 17 - 0 |
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260 lbs
25 - 11 - 1 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 17 - 0, fighting out of London, Big Bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 11 - 1, fighting out of London, Boris Wupaski!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Donald Grub and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bastard is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wupaski misses the jab.
Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
Bastard has Wupaski up against the ropes in a clinch.
Bastard is trying to pull guard but Wupaski turns him against the ropes and we stay in the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Wupaski.
Wupaski breaks from the clinch.
Jab from Wupaski.
Bastard with a poor takedown
and Wupaski counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Bastard is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Bastard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bastard is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Wupaski misses with a hook. Bastard ducked under it nicely.
Wupaski connects with a crisp jab.
Bastard takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jab from Wupaski.
Bastard walks into a stiff left hand from Wupaski.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bastard thows a leg kick but Wupaski checks it
and Wupaski counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bastard moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bastard takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Wupaski scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Wupaski scores with a shot to the body.
Wupaski throws a nice inside leg kick.
Wupaski connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jab, jab by Wupaski - just one landing.
Bastard is rocked!
Boris Wupaski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Bastard's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Wupaski connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bastard scrambles back to his feet.
Oh Bastard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wupaski throws a hook to the side of Bastard's head but Bastard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wupaski cracks Bastard with a right hand to the side of the head.
Bastard tries to bum rush Wupaski with a series of wild strikes but Wupaski uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Wupaski lands a jab to Bastard's midsection.
Wupaski pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bastard seems to have got his legs back now.
Wupaski cracks Bastard with an open hand slap.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wupaski lands with an overhand left.
Wupaski wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Wupaski connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bastard's hands.
Wupaski cracks Bastard with a hook to the temple - Bastard is on wobbly legs here! Wupaski swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Bastard falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Wupaski wins by TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Boris Wupaski!
Boris Wupaski decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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