PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ken Hansen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Emilio Viagra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Viagra has chosen do it as his entrance music. Emilio Viagra acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Hansen
vs
Viagra

172 cm
30
160 lbs
19 - 6 - 1

176 cm
30
165 lbs
22 - 11 - 0

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Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 6 - 1, fighting out of London, Ken Hansen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Emilio Viagra!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Glass and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Left hook, right uppercut from Viagra.
Hansen tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Viagra swivels and escapes.
Viagra lands a jab to the nose.
Hansen attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Hansen doesn't manage to clinch there - Viagra circles away.
A swing and a miss from Viagra.
Viagra checks a leg kick nicely.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Viagra.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hansen is looking for a sweep.
Viagra trying to control the action but Hansen is working from the bottom.

Viagra decides to stand back up.
Hansen is looking to slow Viagra down with leg kicks.
Viagra throws a looping overhand right but Hansen ducks down to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hansen throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hansen walks into a straight right hand from Viagra.
Viagra misses with a straight right.
Viagra rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hansen counters with a stiff right hand.
Hansen scoring well with a low kick there.
Hansen pushes Viagra away with a front kick.
Viagra lands a head shot.
Hansen slips a jab from Viagra.
Viagra connects with a crisp jab.
Hansen throws a sloppy head kick and Viagra moves out of range easily.
Hansen wants to slow Viagra down by chopping away at his legs.
Hansen comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hansen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hansen tries a head kick but it misses.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hansen lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Viagra has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Viagra and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Viagra with a hook.
Viagra misses with a wild body shot.
Hansen throws a body punch but Viagra moves out of range.

Hansen is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Viagra's half guard.

Hansen seems to be looking for submissions.
Hansen trying to mount his opponent but Viagra defends it.
Viagra is pressing down on Hansen's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viagra working a defensive guard here.

Viagra looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Viagra can't keep his opponent in guard - Hansen advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Viagra trying to control but Hansen postures up.
Viagra slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.

Viagra has his foot on Hansen's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Hansen works his way back into a safe position though.
Viagra wants to sweep but no luck.
Viagra controls Hansen momentarily but Hansen frees himself.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Viagra is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Hansen defends well.
Hansen passes Viagra's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Hansen seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hansen seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Viagra does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Viagra works his way to full guard. Good work.
Hansen is pushing down on Viagra's leg trying to pass to half guard. Viagra is fighting to maintain full guard but Hansen has managed to sneak the leg through.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hansen is looking to take a break and control but Viagra is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Viagra wants to improve his position but Hansen is controlling well.
Hansen seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Emilio Viagra dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Viagra on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hansen. Hansen obviously looking to wear him down.
Viagra checks a leg kick.
Viagra tried to score with a low kick but Hansen checks it.
Viagra throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hansen counters with a head kick. That will keep Viagra thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Hansen lands a really nice looking cross but Viagra seems unphased.
Viagra looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hansen is fending him off so far but Viagra persists. Nope, Hansen circles away and we're back to standing.
Hansen looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hansen wants to slow Viagra down by chopping away at his legs.
Hansen goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Viagra checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Viagra throws a jab but it's blocked by Hansen.
Viagra keeps the fight on the outside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Viagra misses with a two punch combination.
Hansen throws a leg kick that misses.
Viagra tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Viagra throws a looping overhand right but Hansen ducks down to avoid it.
Viagra throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Viagra bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Hansen's head backwards.
Viagra takes a jab right on the kisser.
Hansen throws a head kick but Viagra moves out of range.
Hansen shoots in and drives through. Viagra sprawls well.
Hansen throws a hook to the side of Viagra's head but Viagra sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hansen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hansen misses with a wild body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Viagra rushes Hansen and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Hansen.
Hansen displaying some good clinch control by pressing Viagra up against the cage.
Hansen misses with a knee strike.
A shot in the inside from Hansen.
Hansen tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Viagra gets through Hansen's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Viagra avoiding damage as Hansen throws knees to the body.
Hansen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A frustrated look appears on Viagra's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Viagra lands a body shot in the clinch.
Hansen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Viagra is defending well for now.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Viagra.
Hansen trying to land knees to the body.
Hansen lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Viagra backwards.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Viagra working aggressively here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Hansen creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Hansen goes for a takedown in the clinch but Viagra prevents it.

Viagra's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Viagra gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Ken Hansen is winning the standup battle so far.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Viagra.
Viagra throws an off balance right hand
and Hansen counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Hansen connects with an inside leg kick.
Viagra lands the left hand.
Viagra motions for Hansen to come forward. Viagra throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hansen lands a glancing blow to the side of Viagra's head.

Hansen has Viagra up against the cage in a clinch.
Hansen lands a damaging elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hansen misses with a punch on the inside.
Hansen wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ken Hansen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hansen can't find room to land a body shot as Viagra controls the action.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Viagra pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hansen fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Viagra has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hansen throws a combination. Viagra tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
A slow jab from Hansen misses its intended target.
Hansen walks into a left hand.
Hansen defending well as Viagra loads up on a big left hand.
Viagra connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Viagra misses with a leg kick.
Hansen misses with a left hand
and Viagra counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Hansen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Viagra.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ken Hansen dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!

Hansen fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Viagra checks it well.
Viagra moves out of range of the body kick from Hansen.
Hansen fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Viagra is out of range.
Hansen bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Viagra's head.
Good shot there by Viagra.
Hansen feints and then cracks Viagra's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Viagra down.
Hansen throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Viagra counter with a right hand.
Hansen tries to move into range but Viagra moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Hansen throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Viagra throws out a loose jab but Hansen uses good head movement to avoid it.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Viagra is defended easily by Hansen.
Hansen uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Viagra has time to react.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Viagra cracks Hansen with a good jab.
Hansen moves into range and connects with a jab.
Hansen shoots in but Viagra avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Viagra swats away the attempt to clinch by Hansen.
Hansen scores with a kick to the midsection.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Hansen scores with a hook to the body.
Viagra's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Viagra.
Viagra is looking to break free of the clinch but Hansen has double underhooks.
Viagra prevents a takedown attempt there.
Viagra tries to break free but Hansen pushes him back against the cage.
Viagra lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hansen backwards.
Hansen tries to work over Viagra's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hansen misses with a knee to the head.
Hansen lands a nice uppercut.
Hansen misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hansen pushes Viagra back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Viagra misses with a punch on the inside.
Ken Hansen has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Hansen working Viagra over with knees to the body.

Hansen pulls guard successfully.
Hansen preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Viagra landing some decent shots from guard.

Viagra got a little sloppy there for a moment and Hansen has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Viagra has managed to get both his arms back between Hansen's legs - danger averted.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viagra scoring with punches to the head and body.
Viagra is looking to work some ground and pound but Hansen has wrist control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hansen is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Viagra is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Viagra's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Viagra wants to pass the guard but Hansen is keeping the position.

Hansen is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Viagra is aware though and is defending well.

Hansen is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Viagra defends well.

Viagra gets to his feet. Hansen looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Hansen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Viagra misses with a straight right.
Viagra avoids the head kick by Hansen.
Viagra shoots in and drives through. Hansen sprawls well.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hansen drops his hands momentarily and Viagra takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Hansen misses with a body kick.
Viagra steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hansen.
Hansen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Viagra avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Viagra jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hansen scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Viagra doesn't seem bothered though.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Emilio Viagra.
I think Viagra has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:29
Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 29:28

The fight is ruled a draw!