PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Leo Ice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and This Bastard This Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Ice
vs
Bastard This Bastard

225 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

222 cm
26
293 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Good chin

Good takedowns
Brawler
Enjoys gardening

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Leo Ice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, This Bastard This Bastard!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Elvis Blanc and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ice looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ice swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
This Bastard tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Ice swivels and escapes.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Ice!

It looks like This Bastard This Bastard has been cut.
This Bastard avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ice tries to bum rush This Bastard with a series of wild strikes but This Bastard uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

This Bastard closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - This Bastard lands in his opponent's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Ice wants to stand but This Bastard is controlling the position.
This Bastard pushes down on Ice's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Ice scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but This Bastard manages to mount him!

That's one minute gone in the round.
This Bastard landing strikes from the mount.

It looks like Leo Ice has been cut.
This Bastard takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
This Bastard is landing with some decent strikes but Ice is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ice is trying to stand but he's not in a good position to be doing that! This Bastard has taken his back!
Ice has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.

Ice is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
I would not like to be Ice right now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

This Bastard is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Ice has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
Ice wants to get back to his feet.
This Bastard is riding his opponent, not letting Ice buck him off.
Ice has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This Bastard controls the position.
Ice is covering up but some of the strikes from This Bastard are getting through and doing damage.

Leo Ice's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Leo Ice's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). This Bastard This Bastard!