PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Tank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Laz Herculus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tank's entrance music is Destiny. A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Tank
vs
Herculus

225 cm
29
300 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

225 cm
26
300 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Frank Tank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Laz Herculus!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Herculus takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Tank throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Tank thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tank takes one to the side of the head.

It looks like Frank Tank has been cut.
Herculus's jab looks to have found its range, popping Tank under the eye.
The fighters circling - Herculus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Tank cracks the inside of Herculus's front leg.
Tank tries to land a leg kick but Herculus saw it coming and moves away.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tank pivots, looking for a leg kick but Herculus is out of range and Tank settles back down.
Herculus rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tank moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Tank lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Herculus has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Herculus and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Tank smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Tank ducks under a wild hook from Herculus.
Tank tries to close the distance and clinch but Herculus swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Herculus misses with an uppercut
and Tank counters with a nice body kick.
Tank connects with a nice looking jab.
Tank is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A punch combination from Tank misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tank feints and then cracks Herculus's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Herculus down.
Herculus feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Tanks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Herculus throws a lazy uppercut
and Tank counters with a flying knee that drops Herculus! Tank dives in and finishes the fight with a flurry of strikes from the mount!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Frank Tank!
A relieved looking Frank Tank thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.