PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hojo Yoijimbo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Doomsday Drost (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yoijimbo comes into the arena with Them Crooked Vultures - Elephants blaring out of the sound system. Drost has chosen Kilpi - Sielut Iskee Tulta as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Yoijimbo
vs
Drost

170 cm
25
280 lbs
13 - 1 - 1

205 cm
25
280 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

KAISER
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hojo Yoijimbo!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Doomsday Drost!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yoijimbo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Yoijimbo - that will leave a mark!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Yoijimbo.
The fighters circling - Drost throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Yoijimbo misses with a wild body shot.
Yoijimbo feints and then cracks Drost's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Drost down.
Yoijimbo tries to clinch but Drost moves away
and Drost connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nice shot by Drost.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yoijimbo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Drost swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Drost blocks a head kick by Yoijimbo.
Hojo Yoijimbo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Drost cracks Yoijimbo with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Yoijimbo chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Drost is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Yoijimbo lands with a kick to the ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yoijimbo is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Hojo Yoijimbo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Drost fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yoijimbo manages to avoid it.
Yoijimbo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Yoijimbo scores with a leg kick.
Yoijimbo scores with a leg kick.
Yoijimbo wants to clinch.
Yoijimbo defending well as Drost loads up on a big left hand.
Yoijimbo tries to clinch up.
Drost takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Drost will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yoijimbo thows a body kick. Drost tries to catch it but that hurt him.

Yoijimbo gets a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Drost tries to score a body lock takedown but Yoijimbo shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Drost is looking for a takedown.
Hojo Yoijimbo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Doomsday Drost.
Drost fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Yoijimbo throws an elbow but it misses.
Yoijimbo tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Yoijimbo is trying to stall.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Yoijimbo just misses with a elbow thrown towards Drost's brow.
Yoijimbo creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

Drost is trying to trip Yoijimbo. He has hold of a leg but Yoijimbo is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Drost persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Yoijimbo wants to get back to his feet but Drost is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Yoijimbo preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Drost throws a strike but Yoijimbo rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Drost has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Yoijimbo off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Drost misses the jab.
Drost blocks a head kick by Yoijimbo.
Drost tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Yoijimbo was well out of range. Poor timing from Drost.
Drost jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Yoijimbo scoring well with a low kick there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Drost thows a body shot but no joy.
Yoijimbo misses with a body kick.
Drost uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Yoijimbo.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Yoijimbo, right into the meat.
Yoijimbo wants to clinch.
Yoijimbo looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yoijimbo is looking to score with low kicks.
Yoijimbo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Drost shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Yoijimbo pinned against the cage. Yoijimbo gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Hojo Yoijimbo will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Yoijimbo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Drost looks to land a right hand but Yoijimbo moved out of range.
Yoijimbo throws a wild body kick that Drost sees coming a mile off.
A good leg kick by Yoijimbo.
Yoijimbo fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Drost has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Yoijimbo buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Yoijimbo tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Drost paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Yoijimbo keeps Drost at a distance using the push kick.
Yoijimbo moves away from the strike by Drost.
Drost takes a swing at Yoijimbo's ribcage but misses.
Yoijimbo does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Yoijimbo clinches up with Drost and pushes him back against the cage.
Yoijimbo prevents a body shot from Drost.
Drost is working for takedown but Yoijimbo is calmly controlling the position for now.
Yoijimbo stalling against the cage.
Yoijimbo is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Drost is keeping busy.
Yoijimbo creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Yoijimbo pressing his opponent against the cage.
Yoijimbo lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Doomsday Drost has been cut.
Yoijimbo is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Hojo Yoijimbo.
Yoijimbo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Drost.
Drost misses with a hook. Yoijimbo ducked under it nicely.
The fight stays on the outside here - Yoijimbo looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nice jab there from Yoijimbo.
Drost looks to land a right hand but Yoijimbo moved out of range.
Yoijimbo tries to clinch but Drost is having none of it.
Yoijimbo lands with a nice body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Yoijimbo takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Yoijimbo fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Yoijimbo looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yoijimbo dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Drost. That did some damage!
Yoijimbo fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Drost.
Yoijimbo tries a head kick but it misses.
Yoijimbo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Yoijimbo connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Yoijimbo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Yoijimbo darts in and clinches Drost up against the cage.
Yoijimbo just leaning against Drost, taking a breather.
Drost avoiding damage as Yoijimbo throws knees to the body.
Drost managing to block the knees to the body from Yoijimbo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Yoijimbo throws an elbow but misses.
Yoijimbo lands an elbow inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yoijimbo misses with an elbow over the top.
Drost blocks the elbow strike.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Yoijimbo looking to throw knees to the head but Drost is blocking nicely.
Yoijimbo pushes off an throws an elbow but Drost leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Drost on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Drost on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Yoijimbo throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Drost avoids a wild elbow strike from Yoijimbo.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Yoijimbo tries to land knees in the clinch but Drost avoids the damage to the body.
Yoijimbo gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Drost.
Drost blocks an elbow strike from Yoijimbo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hojo Yoijimbo dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Doomsday Drost's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Drost is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Yoijimbo's half guard.
Drost misses with a head shot. Yoijimbo uses the momentum to regain guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Drost accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Yoijimbo wants to stand but Drost is controlling the position.
Yoijimbo avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Drost wants to control from the top but Yoijimbo keeps moving.
Drost throws an elbow that misses. Yoijimbo uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Drost's guard. Nice move by Yoijimbo!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drost lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Yoijimbo!
Yoijimbo is in a horrible position here. Drost smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Yoijimbo holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Drost tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Drost misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drost punishing his opponent with strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Drost lands with some strikes.
Drost pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.

Yoijimbo is rocked!
Doomsday Drost has got the better of the ground game so far.
Drost punching from mount but Yoijimbo doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Oh Yoijimbo is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Drost postures up and throws a massive shot that knocks Yoijimbo out cold! Two more strikes to his unconscious opponent for good luck and this one is all over! Drost goes absolutely crazy with his corner! Wow, you can see how much that win means to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Doomsday Drost!
Doomsday Drost is the new heavyweight champion!
A victorious Doomsday Drost thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.