PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hoho Hoho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bones Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Norris is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Vicarious. Bones Norris is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Hoho
vs
Norris

194 cm
25
250 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

195 cm
18
265 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hoho Hoho!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bones Norris!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Paul Gruel and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Norris goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

It looks like Hoho Hoho has been cut.
Norris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hoho avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Norris is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hoho blocks the body kick.

Hoho takes the fight into the clinch.

Norris's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Hoho manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Norris throws a strike but Hoho rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Norris is looking to stand up but Hoho isn't so interested in that idea.

Hoho stands and steps away. Norris gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hoho scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Hoho is figuring out what he wants to do next.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Norris is trying to stand.

Hoho decides to stand up.
Norris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Norris tries to sprawl but Hoho drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Norris scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but Hoho manages to mount him!
Norris looks gassed!
Hoho forces the positional change into back control.
Norris holding both Hoho 's hands and preventing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Hoho has his arm under Norris's chin here. Game over son! Hoho squeezes tightly and Norris is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Hoho Hoho!