PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lucas Dylan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ignatius Reilly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ignatius Reilly has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Lucas Dylan's chin.

Dylan
vs
Reilly

201 cm
27
285 lbs
16 - 6 - 0

190 cm
30
214 lbs
26 - 7 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
Reaper Combatwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lucas Dylan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 7 - 1, fighting out of New York, Ignatius Reilly!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Bruno Lombardi and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dylan throws a solid leg kick but Reilly takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dylan.
Reilly swinging wildly here.
Dylan wants to slow Reilly down by chopping away at his legs.
Reilly feints and then cracks Dylan's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dylan down.
Dylan misses with a low kick.
Dylan fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Reilly ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dylan throws a shot from downtown. Reilly moves away and avoids it.
Reilly throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dylan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A clash of legs there as Reilly blocks the low kick.
Reilly drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

It looks like Ignatius Reilly has been cut.
Dylan throws a leg kick
and Reilly counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dylan on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ignatius Reilly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dylan lands with a hook. Reilly tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Dylan on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dylan throws a body kick that misses
and Reilly counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dylan's knee momentarily.
Reilly takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Dylan throws a solid leg kick but Reilly takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dylan.
Reilly lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Reilly scoring well with a low kick there.
Reilly slips under a jab.
Reilly lands with an uppercut that bounces Dylan off the cage and back into range.
Reilly uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dylan.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dylan on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Reilly takes a swing at Dylan's ribcage but misses.
Reilly throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Reilly swings for the body but Dylan moves out of range.
Dylan throws a sloppy body shot
and Reilly counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Reilly looks to land a right hand but Dylan moved out of range.
Donk. Reilly catches Dylan right on the button with a cross.
Reilly throws the kick towards the body but Dylan avoids it.
Dylan throws a lazy uppercut
and Reilly counters with a good low kick that Dylan was not able to check.
A big left from Reilly misses.
Dylan uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Reilly.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reilly tries to work over Dylan's front leg with a kick but Dylan checks it.
Dylan misses with a wild body shot.
Reilly with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Reilly checks the leg kick.
Dylan throws a body punch but Reilly moves out of range.
Reilly motions for Dylan to come forward. Reilly throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Reilly fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dylan.
Reilly throws a leg kick
and Dylan counters with a body kick.
Dylan keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Reilly connects with an inside leg kick.
Dylan takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dylan walks forward, straight into a front kick from Reilly.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dylan stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Reilly throws a nice inside leg kick.
Reilly looks to land a combination but Dylan avoids it well.
Reilly looks to score with a jab to the body but Dylan is just out of range.
Decent striking displayed by Reilly there.
Dylan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Reilly manages to avoid it.
Dylan wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The crowd cheers as Reilly lands an impressive looking overhand right. Dylan doesn't seem phased though.
A bone on bone clash there as Dylan blocks the leg kick.
Dylan takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ignatius Reilly dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ignatius Reilly's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Good work by Reilly as he checks the leg kick.
Dylan slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Dylan takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Dylan slips a jab from Reilly.
Dylan takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Reilly scores with a leg kick.
Reilly connects with a leg kick. Dylan looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Reilly connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Dylan throws a body punch but Reilly moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Reilly. Dylan does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dylan is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Reilly throws a body punch but Dylan moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Reilly connects with a nice looking jab.
Reilly lands a nice hook to Dylan's body. Dylan takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Reilly throws a hook but Dylan avoids it easily.
Reilly throws a leg kick which misses Dylan's front leg but catches the back leg as Dylan tries to avoid it.
Reilly works the jab nicely.
Reilly fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Reilly cracks Dylan with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Ignatius Reilly seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Reilly looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A nice leg kick lands there from Reilly.
Reilly blocks a jab.
Dylan delivers a nice body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reilly throws a leg kick but Dylan sees it coming and moves out of range.
A bone on bone clash there as Dylan blocks the leg kick.
Reilly attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Dylan takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dylan throws a head kick that misses.
Reilly misses the shot to the body.
Reilly closes the distance and lands a one-two.

It looks like Lucas Dylan has been cut.
Reilly throws the left hand but Dylan avoids the punch easily.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Dylan might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Dylan looks for the body kick but Reilly saw that one coming.
A nice inside leg kick there by Reilly. That's going to slow Dylan down.
Reilly misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reilly pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Reilly lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dylan's sensitive parts.
Reilly shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Good work by Reilly as he checks the leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Dylan misses the target.
Dylan defending well as Reilly loads up on a big left hand.
Reilly blocks a low kick nicely.
Dylan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Reilly manages to avoid it.
Reilly looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Reilly misses with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Reilly tenderised Dylan's leg. Dylan is trying to keep his angry face on.
Some bone on bone action there as Reilly checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Reilly dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dylan. That did some damage!
Reilly motions for Dylan to come forward. Reilly throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Reilly checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A head kick misses from Reilly.
A low kick from Reilly misses
and Dylan counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Reilly is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Reilly throws a one two combo.
Reilly has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Reilly connects with a leg kick. Dylan looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Reilly fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dylan.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Reilly throws a series of punches but Dylan avoids them all with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ignatius Reilly showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

A left lands for Reilly.
Dylan throws a push kick but Reilly slaps the foot to one side.
Reilly tries to move into range but Dylan moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dylan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Reilly manages to avoid it.
Reilly throws out a leg kick but Dylan moves out of range and Reilly only half commits.
Dylan lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dylan takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Dylan ducks under a wild hook from Reilly.
Dylan is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Reilly throws a leg kick that misses.
Reilly looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dylan tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dylan finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
An inside leg kick lands from Reilly.
Reilly swinging wildly here.
Dylan throws a leg kick that is checked
and Reilly counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dylan's knee momentarily.
Dylan needs to keep his hands up - Reilly had a free shot at his head there.
Dylan pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dylan misses with a wild combination.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Reilly throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Reilly.
Lucas Dylan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reilly misses with a leg kick.
Reilly takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Reilly lands a jab to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dylan will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Reilly lands a slapping body shot.
Dylan motions for Reilly to come forward. Dylan throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Reilly, right into the meat.
Reilly stuns Dylan with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Reilly punishes Dylan's body with a nice straight punch.
Dylan takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A thudding body kick lands there by Reilly!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reilly lands the left hand.
Reilly dips to his left and cracks Dylan with an uppercut!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Reilly, as that shot connected.
Reilly lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dylan takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dylan takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A nice leg kick lands there from Reilly.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Reilly connects with a leg kick. Dylan looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Reilly scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ignatius Reilly is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
A nice inside leg kick there by Reilly. That's going to slow Dylan down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Reilly cracks the inside of Dylan's front leg.
Reilly cracks the inside of Dylan's front leg.
Reilly lunges at Dylan with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dylan's hand.
Reilly misses with a kick to the body.
Dylan thows a leg kick but Reilly checks it
and Dylan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dylan doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Reilly cracks Dylan with a good jab.
Reilly scores with a leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Reilly chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A nice leg kick lands there from Reilly.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ignatius Reilly comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Reilly has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 27:30
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ignatius Reilly!
Post fight, Ignatius Reilly stared into the camera and said ' Stop persecuting Steel Penn!'.