PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Russell Jacobs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lil Wayne- I feel like dying. Jacobs has chosen Till I Collapse as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Holyshit
vs
Jacobs

196 cm
29
263 lbs
21 - 13 - 0

190 cm
30
259 lbs
20 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Reaper Combatwear
TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Russell Jacobs!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Lou da Vinci and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Holyshit, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jacobs cracks Holyshit with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Holyshit lands a nice shot to the body.
Jacobs on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Holyshit. Holyshit obviously looking to wear him down.

Jacobs decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Holyshit regains full guard. Nicely done.
Holyshit is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Jacobs must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Holyshit looking to control but Jacobs passes into half guard.
Holyshit holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jacobs wants to control but Holyshit is keeping him busy.
Holyshit is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Jacobs is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Holyshit sees it coming and defends easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Jacobs scoring with some ground and pound.
Holyshit keeping moving, preventing Jacobs from controlling successfully.

Jacobs postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Holyshit is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Jacobs, into his guard.
Jacobs wants to sweep but no luck.

Holyshit stands up and waves to Jacobs to follow him.
Holyshit tries a low kick but Jacobs avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jacobs closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jacobs ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Holyshit moves away.
Jacobs shoots in and drives through. Holyshit sprawls well.
Holyshit tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jacobs was well out of range. Poor timing from Holyshit.
Nice body kick there by Holyshit.
Holyshit looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Jacobs throws the left hand but Holyshit avoids the punch easily.

Holyshit decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Holyshit not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Jacobs is trying to escape back to his feet but Holyshit uses the scramble to pass into side control.
Jacobs dodges the ground and pound from Holyshit.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit advances to full mount.
Holyshit lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Holyshit with shots to the head and body - Jacobs looks very uncomfortable down there.
Jacobs regains half guard.
Jacobs missing with punches from the bottom.
Holyshit is trying to control. Jacobs wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Holyshit stalling away here and it's allowed Jacobs to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jacobs is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Jacobs looking to hit a scissor sweep but Holyshit is one step ahead there.
Holyshit is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Jacobs looking to control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Holyshit slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Jacobs keeping moving, preventing Holyshit from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evander Holyshit dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Holyshit ducks under a wild hook from Jacobs.
Holyshit swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Jacobs counters with a low kick, right behind Holyshit 's knee.
Holyshit ducks right into an uppercut from Jacobs.
Jacobs blocks a low kick nicely.
Russell Jacobs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Holyshit blocks a leg kick.
Holyshit motions for Jacobs to come forward. Holyshit throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Holyshit pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jacobs is out of range and Holyshit settles back down.
Holyshit throws a sloppy head kick and Jacobs moves out of range easily.
Jacobs steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Holyshit.
Jacobs throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Holyshit's waist but Holyshit gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Jacobs off to one side.
Holyshit cracks the inside of Jacobs's front leg.
A clash of legs there as Holyshit blocks the low kick.
Holyshit scores with a nice strike.
Jacobs rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Holyshit counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Holyshit.
Jacobs misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jacobs avoids the head kick by Holyshit.
Holyshit swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Holyshit throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jacobs throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jacobs tries to land a front kick but Holyshit steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jacobs uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Holyshit.
Jacobs tries to score a power double leg takedown but Holyshit sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Jacobs somewhat.
Holyshit works the jab nicely.
Evander Holyshit is winning the standup battle so far.
Jacobs misses with a two punch combination.
Jacobs ducks under a wild hook from Holyshit.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit throws a jab but it's blocked by Jacobs.
Jacobs throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jacobs scores with a crisp jab that stopped Holyshit in his tracks.
Holyshit takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Jacobs moves out of range as Holyshit throws a body kick.
Holyshit moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jacobs throws a jab when Holyshit was well out of range.
Holyshit throws a push kick but Jacobs slaps the foot to one side.
Jacobs uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Holyshit.
Jacobs uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Holyshit.
Holyshit scoring well with a low kick there.
Jacobs throws a jab but it's blocked by Holyshit.
Jacobs shoots in but no luck this time.
Evander Holyshit has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Russell Jacobs.
Jacobs looks to score with a jab to the body but Holyshit is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jacobs goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Holyshit lands a leg kick that knocks Jacobs off balance momentarily.
Holyshit lunges at Jacobs with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jacobs's hand.
Holyshit cracks Jacobs with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Holyshit throws a leg kick which misses Jacobs's front leg but catches the back leg as Jacobs tries to avoid it.
Holyshit on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Holyshit darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Holyshit throws out a powerful jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jacobs cracks a nice hook into Holyshit's ribs.
Holyshit lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Holyshit tried to score with a low kick but Jacobs checks it.
Jacobs throws a head kick that misses
and Holyshit counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jacobs thinking.
Jacobs is breathing heavily.
Jacobs throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Holyshit scores with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jacobs doesn't seem bothered though.
Jacobs takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Holyshit connects with a solid leg kick.
A jab from Holyshit does it's job there.
Jacobs on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jacobs sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Jacobs moves forwards but Holyshit connects with a nice, crisp jab.

Jacobs is rocked!
Holyshit cracks Jacobs with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Jacobs tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Holyshit pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Jacobs is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Evander Holyshit!
Evander Holyshit managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, TFP Graphics - Pit Inc, into his post fight interview.