PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Henry Hillbilly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shitz n Giggles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hillbilly comes to the cage accompanied by I Love Country Music (And I'd Rather Fight Than Switch). Shitz n Giggles acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Hillbilly
vs
n Giggles

188 cm
23
195 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

180 cm
23
185 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power

Boomerang! Nutrition and Development Center

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Henry Hillbilly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Shitz n Giggles!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
n Giggles misses with a head kick.

Hillbilly clinches.

n Giggles jumps guard and drags Hillbilly to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
n Giggles tries to land a sweep but no joy.

n Giggles escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Hillbilly gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
n Giggles throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
n Giggles looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hillbilly is one step ahead there.

n Giggles working for a triangle but Hillbilly defends it easily.
Hillbilly pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. n Giggles is keeping the position for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
n Giggles being controlled here, momentarily.

n Giggles looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Hillbilly trying to control but n Giggles is working from the bottom.
Hillbilly is really struggling to control n Giggles but he's trying to hold on to the position.
n Giggles looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Hillbilly trying to control the position from guard on top but n Giggles is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
n Giggles trying to strike off his back.

n Giggles looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Hillbilly passes into side control.
n Giggles manages to work his way to half guard, despite Hillbilly's best efforts.
Hillbilly is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Hillbilly prevents n Giggles from improving his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
n Giggles regains full guard. Nicely done.
n Giggles trying to keep a closed guard but Hillbilly is proving a slippery customer.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hillbilly advances to half guard.

n Giggles actively working from the bottom here.
Hillbilly controlling the action here.
Hillbilly wants to take a breather but n Giggles is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
n Giggles tries to roll over but Hillbilly keeps him under control.
Hillbilly tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
n Giggles is refusing to be controlled, as Hillbilly sits in half guard.
Hillbilly is thwarting n Giggles's attempts to control the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
n Giggles tries for a takedown but Hillbilly sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Hillbilly throws a lazy right hand but n Giggles sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hillbilly throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Shitz n Giggles will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A thudding body kick lands there by Hillbilly!
Hillbilly connects with a jab.

n Giggles darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Hillbilly controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
n Giggles wants to pass the guard but Hillbilly is defending well.
Hillbilly is doing well to control the position and prevent n Giggles from advancing to side control.
Hillbilly looks like he's trying to stand up.

That's one minute gone in the round.

n Giggles is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Hillbilly is just riding it out for now. n Giggles eventually gives up the hold.
n Giggles not doing much here.

n Giggles looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
n Giggles controlling the pace.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
n Giggles is looking to take a break and control but Hillbilly is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Hillbilly is defending against the submission attempts here by n Giggles.
Hillbilly is staying active underneath n Giggles, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hillbilly tries to get to full guard but n Giggles has control of the leg.
Hillbilly controlling the position well.

n Giggles is working for a submission of some sort.
Hillbilly is not content to let n Giggles control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
n Giggles throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Hillbilly's waist but Hillbilly gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing n Giggles off to one side.
n Giggles has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Hillbilly lands a jab to the nose.
n Giggles gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hillbilly.

n Giggles is rocked!
n Giggles takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A cross from Hillbilly lands.
n Giggles is still on wobbly legs! Can Hillbilly finish him?
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Whack! Hillbilly lands a heavy head kick that drops n Giggles. The ref tackles Hillbilly to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because n Giggles was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Henry Hillbilly!