PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shawn Destruction (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Teijo Tarzan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Destruction is coming into this fight with a significant injury, which will no doubt have an effect on his cardio. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Destruction
vs
Tarzan

191 cm
30
264 lbs
17 - 13 - 0

185 cm
29
300 lbs
18 - 10 - 0

Powerful takedowns
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Shawn Destruction!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Teijo Tarzan!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tarzan misses with a straight right.
Destruction is breathing heavily.
Tarzan looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Nice uppercut lands for Tarzan. That snapped Destruction's head back.

It looks like Shawn Destruction has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Destruction slips under a jab.
Tarzan throws the left hand but Destruction avoids the punch easily.
Tarzan cracks Destruction on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Destruction falls backwards against the cage. Tarzan follows up with more strikes that drop Destruction to his knees. Tarzan keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Destruction! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Teijo Tarzan!
An out of breath Teijo Tarzan thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.