PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Cliche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has chosen Sinister - Leviathan as his entrance music. Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Cliche
vs
Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki

187 cm
24
212 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

190 cm
27
211 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Good low kicks
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Charlie Cliche!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gubka Bob Kvadratichnie Schtaniki!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Nard Betker and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cliche feints and as Kvadratichnie Schtaniki raises his hands in defense, Cliche changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Cliche throws a big elbow that misses.
Cliche postures up in Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's guard and throws a big left but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki blocks it.
Cliche in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Cliche in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki keeping moving, preventing Cliche from controlling successfully.
Cliche tries to free his leg and advance position but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is retaining full guard.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wants to stand but Cliche is controlling the position.
Cliche content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Cliche.
Cliche trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cliche trying to control the position from guard on top but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has his foot on Cliche's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Cliche works his way back into a safe position though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Cliche accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wants to stand up but Cliche is controlling him.
Cliche throws a big right hand that misses.
Cliche lands a couple of elbows.
Cliche is in close to Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Cliche trying to control the position from guard on top but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looking to control.
Cliche distracts Kvadratichnie Schtaniki with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Cliche trying to control the position from guard on top but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cliche throws a big elbow that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Cliche scoring with some ground and pound.
Cliche advances to half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Cliche escapes and gets back to his feet.

Cliche closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Kvadratichnie Schtaniki's guard.
Cliche is working Kvadratichnie Schtaniki over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki trying to control the position.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki working for a triangle but Cliche defends it easily.
Cliche advances position into side control!
Cliche working the head and body with strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cliche working the ground and pound.

Cliche decides to stand back up.
Cliche shoots in but no luck this time.
Cliche tries to score a power double leg takedown but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Cliche somewhat.
Danga de danga de dang - Kvadratichnie Schtaniki scores with a four punch combination!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a low kick as Cliche jumps back.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a few strikes there.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki throws a sloppy head kick and Cliche moves out of range easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wants to clinch.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Cliche crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Kvadratichnie Schtaniki - the referee stops the clock and Cliche gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Kvadratichnie Schtaniki. Cliche manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki cracks Cliche with a right hand to the side of the head.
Sloppy strikes from Cliche. Those never looked like landing.
A good leg kick by Kvadratichnie Schtaniki.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki falls off balance throwing a combination

and Cliche counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cliche working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to get to full guard but Cliche has control of the leg.
Cliche performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charlie Cliche dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki swings widly with a right hand

and Cliche counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Cliche working the head and body with strikes.
Cliche seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to kick Cliche off but Cliche keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki manages to get to full guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cliche is looking to work some ground and pound but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has wrist control.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wants to sweep but no luck.
Cliche connects with a couple of short punches.
Cliche cracks Kvadratichnie Schtaniki with a solid left hand.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki won't let Cliche get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Cliche is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Cliche looks out of his depth in this position - he's holding on tight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki tries to control but Cliche wriggling away.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is trying to stand up but he's being controlled by his opponent.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki avoids the attempt from Cliche to control.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki unloads with some shots from mount but Cliche bucks and avoids them well.
Cliche is working to get back to half guard.
Cliche bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has his foot on Cliche's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Cliche works his way back into a safe position though.
Cliche looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Cliche trying to control the position from guard on top but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cliche is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cliche makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is trying to control the position but Cliche postures up.
Cliche slips nicely into half guard.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wants to get back to his feet.
Cliche scoring with strikes to the body and head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is defending against the submission attempts here by Cliche.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki taking some punishment here, with Cliche in his half guard.
Cliche working the head and body with strikes.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki has hold of Cliche's hands but Cliche slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

Kvadratichnie Schtaniki looking for subs from the bottom but Cliche mounts him!
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is breathing heavily.
Cliche tries to control but Kvadratichnie Schtaniki wriggling away.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki can't escape the position.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Kvadratichnie Schtaniki regains half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cliche lands with a punch from half guard.
Cliche seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Cliche is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Kvadratichnie Schtaniki is hurt! He's hurt bad - Cliche fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Kvadratichnie Schtaniki from any more punishment! Congratulations to Cliche! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charlie Cliche!