PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Zorba The Greek (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ed Gein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zorba The Greek has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

The Greek
vs
Gein

183 cm
30
178 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

185 cm
22
175 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Good gas tank

Vitality
[CBK] LEGAL HIGHS « SFL ↑ 5x160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Zorba The Greek!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ed Gein!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Albert Achterberg and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gein scores with a crisp jab that stopped The Greek in his tracks.
Gein throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A decent looking cross lands there for The Greek.

It looks like Ed Gein has been cut.
The Greek swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Gein counters with a one-two to the body.
The Greek misses with a double jab
and Gein counters with a nice low kick that buckles The Greek's knee momentarily.
Sloppy strikes from The Greek. Those never looked like landing.
Gein showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from The Greek.
Gein throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Greek sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Greek looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Gein throws a jab but it's blocked by The Greek.
The Greek rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Gein moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Greek throws a jab when Gein was well out of range.
The Greek misses with a few strikes there.
The Greek avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gein showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from The Greek.
The Greek throws a left and a right that both miss
and The Greek takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Greek loads up on a big right hand but Gein slips the punch.
A swing and a miss from Gein.
The Greek ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The Greek will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The Greek misses with a double jab.
The Greek just misses with a punch to the body.
The Greek ducks under a wild hook from Gein.
Gein jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The Greek misses with a double jab
and Gein counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The Greek lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
The Greek falls off balance throwing a combination
letting Gein counter with a right hand.
The Greek throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Gein counter with a right hand.
Gein throws a hook but The Greek avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head kick misses from Gein.
Gein throws a hook to the side of The Greek's head but The Greek sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The Greek throws a nice looking combination but Gein bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Zorba The Greek seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Greek thuds his right hand into Gein's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A slow jab from Gein misses its intended target.
The Greek lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Gein circles away quickly and effectively.
Gein throws a lazy right hand but The Greek sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Greek throws a combination that misses
and Gein connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Greek throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Gein.
A combination from The Greek does no damage.
A punch combination from The Greek misses.
The Greek cracks Gein with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Left hook, right uppercut from The Greek.

Gein is rocked!
The Greek is breathing heavily.
The Greek moves away from the strike by Gein.
Gein is still on wobbly legs! Can The Greek finish him?
Nice straight punches there by Gein. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Gein.
Gein seems to have recovered his senses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gein slips under a jab from The Greek.
The Greek will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Gein throws the left hand but The Greek avoids the punch easily.
The Greek scores with a hook.
Gein misses with a looping left.
Gein avoids a punch combination nicely.
The Greek throws a nice looking combination but Gein bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Gein smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Gein swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Gein throws a looping overhand right but The Greek ducks down to avoid it.
The Greek fails to land with a series of punches.
Gein slips a jab and a cross from The Greek.
The Greek moves out of range of the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gein throws a shot from downtown. The Greek moves away and avoids it.
Gein dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on The Greek. That did some damage!
The Greek misses with a looping right.
A big right from Gein misses.
Gein thuds a left hand into The Greek's body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gein avoids a punch combination nicely.
The Greek slips a straight right by Gein.
The Greek throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Gein.
A big right from Gein misses.
Gein throws a lazy uppercut
and The Greek counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Greek throws a combination that misses
and Gein counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Gein connects with a nice looking jab.
The Greek throws a series of punches but Gein moves out of range.
The Greek looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ed Gein will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ed Gein's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

The Greek walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The Greek misses with a hook.
Gein throws a hook but The Greek avoids it easily.
Gein cracks The Greek with a good jab.
The Greek jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The Greek moves out of range as Gein strikes.
Gein looks to land a combination but The Greek avoids it well.
Gein slips a jab and a cross from The Greek.
Gein bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The Greek misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gein throws a series of punches but The Greek moves out of range.
Gein throws an overhand right that lands on The Greek's shoulder, as The Greek tries to avoid the shot.
The Greek misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Zorba The Greek is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Greek misses with a combination
and Gein connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Gein thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Greek moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
The Greek looks to throw the jab but Gein is out of range.
Gein waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Greek.
Gein throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Greek sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Gein missing with a left hand there. The Greek was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gein gets cracked with a nice right hand there by The Greek.
Gein connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed The Greek momentarily.
Gein throws a jab when The Greek was well out of range.
The Greek throws a combination that misses
and Gein counters with a stiff right hand.

The Greek is rocked!
The Greek bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Gein comes at him with an uppercut from hell! The Greek falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! The Greek was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ed Gein!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Ed Gein made sure he mentioned BioPharm Nutrition, along with how happy he was to win his fight.