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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Stran Gler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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160 lbs
11 - 9 - 0 |
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175 cm
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163 lbs
18 - 15 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Brawler
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Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Stran Gler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 15 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Columbo Gatti and Lou da Vinci.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd feints and then cracks Gler's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Gler down.
Gler gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Turd counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Turd is looking to chop away at Gler's legs.
Gler moves out of range of the strikes.
Turd misses with a few strikes there.
Gler gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Turd counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Turd.
Gler looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Turd trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Turd looking to sit in guard and control but Gler gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Turd looking for a sweep. Not yet Turd, not yet.
Gler landing with the ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gler drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Turd manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Gler has Turd in his guard.
Gler is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Turd throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Gler works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Turd lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Turd working some strikes from top position.
Gler doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Gler has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Turd can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd postures up and lands a big shot to Gler's brow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Turd's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gler has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Turd should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Gler has tightened it up now! Turd should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Stran Gler!
Stran Gler took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, BioPharm Nutrition for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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