PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Omgnnonononon Lolololololol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Renato Werdum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Werdum is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Sarah Brightman - Time To Say Goodbye. On his way into the cage it seems that Omgnnonononon Lolololololol has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Omgnnonononon Lolololololol seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Lolololololol
vs
Werdum

193 cm
27
275 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

185 cm
29
235 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Experienced

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Omgnnonononon Lolololololol!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Renato Werdum!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Lou da Vinci and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Werdum.
Lolololololol takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Werdum just misses with a punch to the body.
Lolololololol with a lazy takedown attempt
and Werdum counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Werdum misses with a low kick as Lolololololol jumps back.
Lolololololol takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Werdum wants to slow Lolololololol down by chopping away at his legs.
Lolololololol shoots in for a takedown but Werdum shows good takedown defense.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Lolololololol.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Omgnnonononon Lolololololol. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Werdum feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lolololololol's calf.
A lazy left from Werdum finds it's target.

Lolololololol looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

Werdum with the active half guard here but Lolololololol passes nicely into side control.
Lolololololol working away.
Werdum manages to work his way to half guard, despite Lolololololol's best efforts.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lolololololol is looking to take a break and control but Werdum is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Lolololololol knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Werdum on the ground.
Werdum is trying to control but can't.
Lolololololol sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Werdum defending well though.
Werdum tries to roll over but Lolololololol keeps him under control.
Lolololololol seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Werdum gets full guard.
Werdum is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Werdum had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Lolololololol defends it easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lolololololol looking to sit in guard and control but Werdum gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Lolololololol trying to control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lolololololol tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Lolololololol working a defensive guard but Werdum manages to pass into side control anyway.
Lolololololol tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Werdum wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Lolololololol is working hard here to advance position.
Lolololololol is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.

Werdum is looking for a kimura but Lolololololol is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Werdum to get the leverage.
Lolololololol on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Lolololololol tries to get out of the position.

Werdum is working for a submission of some sort.

Werdum is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Werdum is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Lolololololol keeping hold of Werdum's head, controlling as best he can.
Lolololololol wants to control but Werdum is keeping busy.
Lolololololol wants to get back to full guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Werdum seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Lolololololol is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Renato Werdum!
Renato Werdum decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.