PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between GG Allin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Mojo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Allin kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is choice is yours. On his way into the cage it seems that GG Allin has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily GG Allin seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Allin
vs
Mojo

195 cm
25
274 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

189 cm
25
238 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Prefers standup

Heroic Combat Gear (Laundry service)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, GG Allin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mr Mojo!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Allin slips a jab and a cross from Mojo.
Mojo tries to bum rush Allin with a series of wild strikes but Allin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mojo tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Mojo connects with a leg kick. Allin looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Allin checks a leg kick nicely.
Mojo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mojo misses with a wild body shot.
Mojo throws a series of punches but Allin moves out of range.
Allin misses with a hook.
Allin looks to land a left hand but Mojo moved out of range nicely.
Mojo is looking to land body kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Mojo.
Allin missing with a left hand there. Mojo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Allin misses with a looping left.
Allin chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mojo can pounce on him.
Mojo moves away from the strike by Allin.
Mojo throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mojo tries to bum rush Allin with a series of wild strikes but Allin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mojo throws a series of punches but Allin moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Mojo avoids the elbow strike from Allin, against the cage.
Mojo has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Allin comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Allin creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Mojo wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Allin has him pressed against the cage.
Mojo is trying to break free.
Allin tries to work over Mojo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Allin comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Mr Mojo has been cut.
A frustrated look appears on Mojo's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Allin throws a punch but it's blocked by Mojo.
Allin comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mojo is trying to break the clinch but Allin is controlling him.
Mojo has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Allin lands a nice elbow.
Mojo managing to block the knees to the body from Allin.
Allin looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Allin gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Allin trying to land knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Allin misses with a punch on the inside.
Allin throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Allin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Allin throws a knee to the head but misses.
Mojo wants to get back to striking at distance but Allin won't allow it.
Allin scores a nice knee to the body.
Mojo wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Allin has him pressed against the cage.
Mojo takes an elbow to the temple.
Mojo has had enough of the clinch but Allin keeps him there for the moment.
Mojo looks winded!
Mojo is looking to break free of the clinch but Allin has double underhooks.
Mojo is trying to push Allin away but Allin has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Mojo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mojo wants to break the clinch but can't.
Allin lands a damaging elbow.
Allin keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Mojo's efforts to push away.
Allin lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Allin lands an elbow just above Mojo 's eye.

Mojo is rocked!

That has opened up Mr Mojo's cut even more.
Allin has Mojo pressed against the cage. He pushes Mojo back and as he springs towards him off the cage, Allin throws a beautiful elbow that sends Mojo crashing to the floor! Allin piles on the pressure with more strikes! Mojo is flailing away but he's not defending himself and the referee steps in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). GG Allin!
GG Allin gave a mention to Heroic Combat Gear (Laundry service) in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).