PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Conquer This (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Dos Equis Guy
vs
This

194 cm
28
280 lbs
23 - 4 - 0

192 cm
32
235 lbs
33 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
Reaper Combatwear

Untouchable Fight Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Conquer This!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Chris Edwards and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Dos Equis Guy. This does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to slow This down with leg kicks.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dos Equis Guy. This does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dos Equis Guy ducks under a wild hook from This.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy throws a leg kick which misses This's front leg but catches the back leg as This tries to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
This uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dos Equis Guy.
This scores with a head kick. Dos Equis Guy tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
This throws a head kick that misses
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a straight right hand.
Dos Equis Guy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
This throws a head kick but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy works This's body with a nice hook.
This looks winded!
Dos Equis Guy thows a body shot but no joy.
This misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
This takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a push kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dos Equis Guy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and This has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from This and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
This thows a body shot but no joy.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to wear down This with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Dos Equis Guy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dos Equis Guy cracks the inside of This's front leg.
Dos Equis Guy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
This uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dos Equis Guy.
This avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
This walks into a jab.
A bone on bone clash there as This blocks the leg kick.
This misses with a low kick as Dos Equis Guy jumps back.
This throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
This darts in trying to clinch
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a three punch combo!
Dos Equis Guy misses with a wild body shot.
This takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body punch but This moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body punch but This moves out of range.
This looks to land a right hand but Dos Equis Guy moved out of range.
This tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dos Equis Guy paws at him with a jab and circles away.
This throws a body kick that misses.
Dos Equis Guy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and This counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
This tries to land a front kick but Dos Equis Guy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dos Equis Guy's corner calls for a 1-2. Dos Equis Guy obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
This circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
This avoids the body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
This misses with the body kick
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a nice uppercut.
Dos Equis Guy swings for the body but This moves out of range.
This throws a body punch but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range.
That kick from Dos Equis Guy tenderised This's leg. This is trying to keep his angry face on.
This just misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy jabs at This's body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Dos Equis Guy fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with This, pushing him back against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy is leaning against This and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
This's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A short body shot lands from Dos Equis Guy as the two fighters clinch.
Dos Equis Guy digs a right hand underneath This's ribcage. This let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A right hook to the body lands for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over This's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dos Equis Guy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of This backwards.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shoulder strike.
Dos Equis Guy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of This backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This tries a body shot but Dos Equis Guy blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a shot to the side of This's head.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as This controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy presses This against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dos Equis Guy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt This or not.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a left to the head.
Nice body punch from Dos Equis Guy - that landed with a thud.
Dos Equis Guy is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Dos Equis Guy lands a nice uppercut.
Dos Equis Guy landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as This controls his hands.
A hook to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
A short body shot lands from Dos Equis Guy as the two fighters clinch.
Dos Equis Guy works on This's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dos Equis Guy lands with a right to the head.
A short left from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Dos Equis Guy dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

This looks to land a left hand but Dos Equis Guy moved out of range nicely.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to slow This down with leg kicks.
This tries to land a leg kick but Dos Equis Guy saw it coming and moves away.
This throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
This fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

Dos Equis Guy drops This with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but This looks back up at him and smiles so Dos Equis Guy waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

This is rocked!

It looks like Conquer This has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dos Equis Guy flashes This a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. This's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. This crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Dos Equis Guy punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy retains his heavyweight title!
The Dos Equis Guy took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Hell's Balls Recovery (160) for their support in the buildup to the fight.