PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Gay Bomb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Scrooge McDuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bomb comes to the cage accompanied by It's Raining Men. McDuck has chosen Scrooge McDuck as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Bomb
vs
McDuck

185 cm
27
156 lbs
12 - 6 - 1

165 cm
31
140 lbs
13 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gay Bomb!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Scrooge McDuck!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Russell Pearce and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McDuck throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Bomb counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
McDuck wants to get back to full guard.
Bomb is looking to take a break and control but McDuck is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McDuck blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bomb.
Bomb will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
McDuck trying to control but Bomb postures up.
McDuck tries to roll over but Bomb keeps him under control.
Bomb not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McDuck is looking for a sweep. Bomb is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Bomb wants to take a breather but McDuck is having none of it.
Bomb lands with a punch from half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bomb not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Bomb thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McDuck trying to control but Bomb postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McDuck is refusing to be controlled, as Bomb sits in half guard.
Still in half guard, Bomb seems content to control.
McDuck is trying to get back to full guard.
Bomb is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Bomb connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Bomb takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
McDuck working to try and regain half guard.
McDuck sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

McDuck looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Bomb pushes past his half guard into mount!
Bomb really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bomb connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
McDuck is working to get back to half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bomb looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
McDuck is squirming around, avoiding Bomb's attempts to control the action.
McDuck in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Bomb tries to control but McDuck wriggling away.
Bomb controlling his opponent.
McDuck sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bomb is trying to control the action in half guard but McDuck is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
McDuck is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Bomb's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Bomb's back!
Bomb prevents McDuck from getting a body triangle.
McDuck throwing lazy shots from the back mount that aren't doing any damage.
Bomb prevents McDuck from getting a body triangle.
McDuck gets his hooks in and is throwing strikes.
McDuck lands a couple of good shots to his opponent's body and a final shot to the head. Good little attack there by McDuck.
Bomb breaks McDuck's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
McDuck looking to control.
Bomb trying to control but McDuck is working from the bottom.
Bomb slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Bomb trying to control the position from guard on top but McDuck is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

McDuck had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Bomb defends it easily.

McDuck had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Bomb defends it easily.
Bomb wants to control from the top but McDuck keeps moving.
McDuck throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

McDuck is looking for a triangle but Bomb pushes his legs off easily.
Bomb stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McDuck swivels though and keeps the full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gay Bomb dominated that round.
That's time! Bomb's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A big right from Bomb misses.
Bomb connects with a nice looking jab.
Bomb lands a really nice looking cross but McDuck seems unphased.
McDuck shoots and misses
and Bomb makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
McDuck defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Bomb.
McDuck darts in trying to clinch
and Bomb counters with a nice body shot.

McDuck drives through with a takedown into guard.
McDuck trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McDuck postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
McDuck with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bomb is trying to control the position from the bottom.
McDuck connects with a couple of short punches.

Bomb looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but McDuck is defending well. Bomb quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! McDuck has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Bomb celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Gay Bomb!
Gay Bomb decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.