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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Hogin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barby Girl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hogin's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, real american. Girl has chosen You're my heart, You're me soul as his entrance music. Girl has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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276 lbs
58 - 24 - 2 |
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180 cm
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240 lbs
10 - 15 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Very strong |
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Good wrestler
Counter striker
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
58 - 24 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 15 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Barby Girl!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Chris Saunders and Paul Gruel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hogin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Girl looks winded!
Girl gets caught napping as Hogin dives in and scores a takedown. Girl manages to retain guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Hogin wants to control from the top but Girl keeps moving.
Hogin throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Hogin postures up and lands a big shot to Girl's brow.
Hogin chips away with some ground and pound.
That has opened up Barby Girl's cut even more.
Hogin advances position into side control!
Hogin working the ground and pound.
The cut above Barby Girl's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hogin working the head and body with strikes.
Barby Girl's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Barby Girl's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Hulk Hogin!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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