PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Giordano Bruno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lou Meatstock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bruno's entrance music is Preliator. A fine choice. Meatstock comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Eminem - Not Afraid kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Bruno
vs
Meatstock

194 cm
21
265 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

192 cm
32
278 lbs
29 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Heroic Combat Gear (Laundry service)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Giordano Bruno!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lou Meatstock!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Steve Erwin and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big right from Meatstock misses.
Meatstock turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bruno throws a solid leg kick but Meatstock takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Bruno.
Meatstock lands a lovely overhand right.
Bruno moves away from the strike by Meatstock.
Meatstock throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bruno cracks Meatstock with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

It looks like Lou Meatstock has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bruno tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Meatstock was well out of range. Poor timing from Bruno.
Meatstock throws a shot from downtown. Bruno moves away and avoids it.
Bruno looks to land a left hand but Meatstock moved out of range nicely.
Meatstock lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Meatstock.

It looks like Giordano Bruno has been cut.
Bruno slips under a jab from Meatstock.
Bruno is looking to chop away at Meatstock's legs.
Meatstock on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bruno. Bruno obviously looking to wear him down.
Bruno looks to score with a jab to the body but Meatstock is just out of range.
Meatstock stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bruno.
Bruno scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Meatstock tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bruno moves out of range of the leg kick from Meatstock.
Bruno moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Meatstock fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bruno steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Meatstock.
Meatstock fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bruno manages to avoid it.
Meatstock swings for the body but Bruno moves out of range.
Meatstock misses with an uppercut
and Bruno counters with a straight right hand.
Meatstock checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Meatstock goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A big left from Bruno misses.
Bruno displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Meatstock throws out the jab.
Bruno looks to land a left hand but Meatstock moved out of range nicely.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bruno.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bruno throws a lazy right hand but Meatstock sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bruno defending well as Meatstock loads up on a big left hand.
Bruno misses with a few strikes there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bruno lands with a good body shot.
Meatstock looks winded!
Bruno connects with a leg kick. Meatstock looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bruno is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Meatstock misses the jab.
Bruno throws a leg kick which misses Meatstock's front leg but catches the back leg as Meatstock tries to avoid it.
Bruno connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Meatstock's hands.
Bruno chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Meatstock on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Lou Meatstock seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Bruno cracks Meatstock with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Bruno has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Meatstock to stand back up!

Meatstock is rocked!

That has opened up Lou Meatstock's cut even more.
Bruno fakes the body blow, causing Meatstock to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Meatstock goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Giordano Bruno!
Giordano Bruno took some time post fight to say the following; 'Domine Iesu, Per vagitus Tui in praesepio pro me nascentis, Per lacrimas Tui in cruce pro me morientis, Per amorem Tui in tabernaculo pro me viventis, Miserere mei et salva me. '.