PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Miley Cyrus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Two Steps From Hell: Wrath of Sea [Extended Remix]. Mr Miley Cyrus is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Jones
vs
Miley Cyrus

198 cm
21
245 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

184 cm
27
265 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jimmy Jones!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mr Miley Cyrus!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Daniel Franklin and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cyrus closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Jones is looking to reverse the position.

Cyrus is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Jones is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Jones tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Cyrus wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.

Cyrus is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Jones knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Jones manages to get back to half guard.
Jones wants to control but Cyrus is keeping busy and won't allow it.

Cyrus is working for a submission of some sort.
Jones is pressing down on Cyrus's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Jones throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jones striking from the bottom.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Cyrus is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Jones manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Cyrus manages to get himself to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Jones has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Cyrus working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Jones.
Jones passes Cyrus's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Jones is nestled in close to Cyrus, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Jones thows a huge punch but Cyrus dodges it nicely.
Jones works his way into full mount!
Jones scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Cyrus?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jones lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Jones lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.

Cyrus is rocked!
A big strike lands for Jones! That's really hurt Cyrus and he's turned his back - Jones keeps firing away and the ref dives in to stop the fight! Jones jumps to his feet to celebrate the victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jimmy Jones!
Jimmy Jones retains his heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Jimmy Jones thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.