PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clubber Lang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Warnett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lang comes to the cage accompanied by Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mike Warnett was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Lang
vs
Warnett

214 cm
29
274 lbs
11 - 8 - 0

200 cm
23
290 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent elbows
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Clubber Lang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mike Warnett!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Robert Douchet and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lang fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Warnett, pushing him back against the cage.
Lang lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Warnett takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Mike Warnett has been cut.
Lang stops a takedown attempt from Warnett.
Warnett tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Lang connects with a nasty looking knee right to Warnett's face.
Lang works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Warnett has Lang pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Lang manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Clubber Lang has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mike Warnett.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Warnett wants to break free but Lang has control.
A short right from Lang on the inside.
Warnett looks winded!
Lang lands a hook to the side of the head.
Warnett wants to break free but Lang has control.
Lang lands a nice uppercut.
Lang using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Lang obliges.
Warnett takes an elbow to the temple.
Lang lands an elbow inside that Warnett shrugs off.
Lang has Warnett pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. Warnett is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Lang - that's hurt Warnett badly! Oh, another knee lands and Warnett is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but Warnett doesn't seem to be complaining.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Clubber Lang!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Clubber Lang made sure he mentioned Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps, along with how happy he was to win his fight.