PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yi Liu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The One Armed Man's entrance music is Stand Up To be C**ted. A fine choice. Liu has chosen Superman - Jucifer as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

The One Armed Man
vs
Liu

185 cm
25
240 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

180 cm
22
287 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

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KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Yi Liu !
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Liu misses with a looping left.
Liu shoots in for a takedown but The One Armed Man shows good takedown defense.
The One Armed Man checks a leg kick.
Liu lands with a shot to the body.
The One Armed Man keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
The One Armed Man takes a swing at Liu 's ribcage but misses.
Liu throws a looping overhand right but The One Armed Man ducks down to avoid it.
The One Armed Man lands with a nice body kick.
The One Armed Man thows a body shot but no joy.
The One Armed Man keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The One Armed Man fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
An inside leg kick lands from The One Armed Man.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Liu throws a head kick but The One Armed Man moves out of range.
Liu looks winded!
Liu loads up on a big right hand but The One Armed Man slips the punch.
Liu takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
The One Armed Man turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The One Armed Man dips to his left and cracks Liu with an uppercut!

It looks like Yi Liu has been cut.

The One Armed Man has taken the fight to the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Liu working hard to break the clinch.
The One Armed Man tries a knee to the head but Liu blocks it.
The One Armed Man goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The One Armed Man missing with knees to the body.
The One Armed Man is leaning against Liu and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The One Armed Man scores with a knee to the head.
The One Armed Man throws an elbow but it misses.
The One Armed Man tries to land knees in the clinch but Liu avoids the damage to the body.
Liu takes a knee right on the jaw!
Liu misses with a punch on the inside.
Liu misses with the head strike.
Liu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Liu misses with some punches.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Liu is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables The One Armed Man to keep the fight standing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Liu swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The One Armed Man using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Liu has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The One Armed Man misses with a knee strike.
The One Armed Man scores with a shot to the side of Liu 's head.
The One Armed Man misses with a knee strike.
Liu stalling the fight.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Liu .
A short left from Liu .
Liu slows down the pace here.
Liu misses with a punch on the inside.
The One Armed Man manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The One Armed Man avoids the elbow strike from Liu , against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Liu 's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Liu breaks the clinch.
The One Armed Man throws a wild body kick that Liu sees coming a mile off.
Liu wants to land a leg kick but The One Armed Man is out of range.

Liu scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Liu prevents The One Armed Man from improving his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Liu is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and The One Armed Man defends it well.
The One Armed Man is trying to maintain the position but Liu is very close to passing his half guard.

Liu seems to be working for a kimura but The One Armed Man defends the submission attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

The One Armed Man has his foot on Liu 's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Liu works his way back into a safe position though.
The One Armed Man has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

The One Armed Man has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Liu can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Liu throws a strike but The One Armed Man rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Liu is looking to sweep but instead, The One Armed Man has passed into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe The One Armed Man dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yi Liu 's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Liu takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
The One Armed Man looks to score with a jab to the body but Liu is just out of range.
The One Armed Man lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The One Armed Man attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Liu jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The One Armed Man throws an overhand right that lands on Liu 's shoulder, as Liu tries to avoid the shot.
The One Armed Man chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The One Armed Man connects with a leg kick. Liu looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Liu throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent The One Armed Man stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Liu wants to land a leg kick but The One Armed Man is out of range.
The One Armed Man scores with a sloppy right hand. Liu should have avoided that one.
The One Armed Man ducks under a wild hook from Liu .
Good exchange - The One Armed Man coming out on top.
The One Armed Man smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Liu moves out of range of the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Liu blocks a low kick nicely.
Liu throws an ugly left hook that misses
and The One Armed Man counters with a thumping low kick.
Liu is breathing heavily.
The One Armed Man pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A chopping leg kick lands by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man cracks the inside of Liu 's front leg.
Liu misses with a body shot.
Liu throws a lazy right hand but The One Armed Man sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Liu chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before The One Armed Man can pounce on him.
The One Armed Man lands a lovely overhand right.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The One Armed Man lands a right hook to the body.
Liu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The One Armed Man scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for The One Armed Man.
A kick lands to the mid section there for The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man throws a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The One Armed Man misses with a kick to the body.
Liu throws a right hand that misses
and The One Armed Man finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
The One Armed Man with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The One Armed Man throws a leg kick which misses Liu 's front leg but catches the back leg as Liu tries to avoid it.
The One Armed Man connects with a body shot.
Joe The One Armed Man is winning the standup battle so far.
The One Armed Man connects with a solid leg kick.
The One Armed Man scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man lands with a hook. Liu tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

That has opened up Yi Liu 's cut even more.
The One Armed Man lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Liu backs up against the cage.
The One Armed Man thuds his shin into the meat of Liu 's side.
The One Armed Man fails with an attempt to clinch.
Liu lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
The One Armed Man fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Liu .

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Liu .
The One Armed Man misses with a body kick.

The One Armed Man moves into range and clinches up with Liu .
The One Armed Man misses with a body punch.
The One Armed Man throws a knee to the head but misses.
Liu has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Liu fails to pull guard.
The One Armed Man blocks an uppercut.
Liu on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Liu wants to stall.
Liu is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and The One Armed Man has denied him.
Liu misses with the head strike.
Liu working aggressively here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Liu misses with a short punch on the inside.
The One Armed Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The One Armed Man tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The One Armed Man goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Liu dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A short uppercut from Liu .
The One Armed Man throws a knee to the head but misses.
The One Armed Man lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Liu is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A short right from Liu .
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A knee to the head by The One Armed Man.
A nice right hand lands inside from Liu .
Liu throws an elbow but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe The One Armed Man dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Yi Liu 's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

The One Armed Man comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Liu throws a looping overhand right but The One Armed Man ducks down to avoid it.
The One Armed Man bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Liu blocks the body kick.
Liu tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The One Armed Man gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Liu is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The One Armed Man.
Liu chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before The One Armed Man can pounce on him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice body kick from The One Armed Man.
Liu on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Yi Liu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The One Armed Man connects with an inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man throws a head kick that misses.
The One Armed Man with a jab.
Liu 's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The One Armed Man works the jab nicely.
Liu takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The One Armed Man dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Liu . That did some damage!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good standup being displayed there by The One Armed Man as he connects with a hook.

The cut above Yi Liu 's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The One Armed Man keeps Liu at a distance using the push kick.

The One Armed Man gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The One Armed Man scores a nice knee to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The One Armed Man lands with a left to the head.
Liu misses with a short punch on the inside.
The One Armed Man tries to stall but Liu uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Liu misses with a hook from the clinch.
Liu on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The One Armed Man lands a knee to the head.
A bit of stalling here from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Liu swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Yi Liu has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Joe The One Armed Man is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Liu throws a head punch that misses.
Liu lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Liu blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Liu lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
With the fighters up against the cage, Liu throws an elbow but misses.
Joe The One Armed Man has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Liu doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The One Armed Man trying to land knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Liu just misses with a elbow thrown towards The One Armed Man's brow.
Liu throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Liu has a couple of punches blocked by The One Armed Man.
Liu is trying to maintain a safe position but The One Armed Man gets an underhook and turns Liu into the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Liu tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The One Armed Man blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Liu throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Liu swings wildly with an uppercut but The One Armed Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Liu working aggressively here.
A frustrated look appears on Liu 's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The One Armed Man dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Liu tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. The One Armed Man smiles and moves away.
The One Armed Man lands with a slapping head kick.
Liu throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The One Armed Man uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Liu .

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man is looking to slow Liu down with leg kicks.
The One Armed Man moves out of range as Liu strikes.
The One Armed Man thuds his shin into the meat of Liu 's side.
Liu takes a kick to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A clash of legs there as The One Armed Man blocks the low kick.
The One Armed Man is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Liu can do to turn this around?
The One Armed Man throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
The One Armed Man scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man lands with a good body shot.
The One Armed Man throws a head kick that Liu semi-blocks.
The One Armed Man looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Liu misses with a body punch
and The One Armed Man counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Liu throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
The One Armed Man moves out of range of the strikes.
Some bone on bone action there as The One Armed Man checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
The One Armed Man throws a nice inside leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joe The One Armed Man showed his dominance in that final round.
Well The One Armed Man has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Joe The One Armed Man!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Joe The One Armed Man!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Joe The One Armed Man!

Joe The One Armed Man wins by unanimous decision!
A very excited looking Joe The One Armed Man made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.