PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between D.B. Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jia Le Li (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). B. Cooper and Jia Le Li. Cooper comes to the cage accompanied by Cult Of Personality - Living Colour. Li comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Die Monster Die! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! D.B. Cooper could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jia Le Li's chin.

Cooper
vs
Le Li

193 cm
23
215 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

185 cm
25
200 lbs
18 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

KAISER

Reaper Combatwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, D.B. Cooper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jia Le Li!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Li moves out of range as Cooper strikes.
Cooper scores with a nice right hand.
The fighters circling - Li throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cooper looks to land a right hand but Li moved out of range.
A jab from Cooper finds it's way through Li's defenses.
Li tries to clinch up but Cooper circles away and keeps his distance.
Cooper moves out of range as Li strikes.
Li throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Li defending well as Cooper loads up on a big left hand.
A slow jab from Cooper misses its intended target.
A solid leg kick lands there for Cooper.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Li tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cooper paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Li steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cooper.
Li throws a body kick that misses.
Cooper misses with a looping right.
Li throws a wild body kick that Cooper sees coming a mile off.
Cooper looks to score with a jab to the body but Li is just out of range.
Cooper throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Li on the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cooper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Cooper works Li's body with a nice hook.
D.B. Cooper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Li throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cooper lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Li throws a sloppy head kick and Cooper moves out of range easily.
Li looks for the body kick but Cooper saw that one coming.
Cooper lands with a right hand.
Li staying out of range there.
Li throws the left hand but Cooper avoids the punch easily.
Li misses with an attempted mid kick.
Cooper tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Cooper throws a good cross that connects.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cooper throws out a loose jab but Li uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nice defenses there by Li.
Li throws a chopping leg kick but Cooper manages to avoid taking any serious damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Li tries to bum rush Cooper with a series of wild strikes but Cooper uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cooper fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Li on the side of the head.

Li is rocked!
Li walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Li limp body while Cooper jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). D.B. Cooper!
D.B. Cooper gave a mention to Happy Pills 159Q - Laundry 95% in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).