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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rape Van (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Owl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Owl has chosen Jay-Z & Kanye West - Ni**as In Paris as his entrance music. Rape Van could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Tony Owl's chin.
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290 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
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225 cm
20
300 lbs
3 - 2 - 1 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rape Van!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Tony Owl!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Skip Squint and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Van moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
It looks like Tony Owl has been cut.
Owl rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Van counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Owl throws a right hand that misses
and Van counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Owl misses with a hook. Van ducked under it nicely.
Van connects with a looping right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Van stalks Owl and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Owl's face. Owl staggers backwards, shaken.
Van misses the shot to the body.
Van connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A punch combination from Van misses.
Owl darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
It looks like Rape Van has been cut.
Owl misses with a looping left.
Van connects with a body shot.
Van stuns Owl with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Van throws a right hand that Owl ducks under and follows up with a left that Owl also avoids with ease.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Van scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Owl doesn't seem bothered though.
Owl looks winded!
Van cracks Owl with a right hand to the side of the head.
That has opened up Tony Owl's cut even more.
Owl rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Van counters with a nice right hand that sends Owl toppling to the canvas! Owl scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Van finish him?!
Owl is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A punch combination from Van misses.
Owl is still on wobbly legs! Can Van finish him?
Van looks to land a combination but Owl avoids it well.
Owl seems to have recovered his senses.
Van steps in with a hook that catches Owl right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Van follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Owl looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rape Van!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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