PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Jan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gargantua Pantagruel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jan comes into the arena with Judgment night by Biohazard&Onyx blaring out of the sound system. Pantagruel has chosen THE MONSTER MASH! With the funniest video! as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jan
vs
Pantagruel

194 cm
32
240 lbs
29 - 12 - 0

225 cm
28
300 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158
Wolfpack Threadz

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, John Jan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Gargantua Pantagruel!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Nard Betker and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jan misses with a right hand
and Pantagruel counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jan fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jan uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pantagruel.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jan, right into the meat.
Jan cracks Pantagruel with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Pantagruel is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jan.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pantagruel takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jan swings for the body but Pantagruel moves out of range.
Pantagruel just misses with a punch to the body.
Jan thuds his shin into the meat of Pantagruel's side.
Jan staying out of range there.
Pantagruel misses the shot to the body.
Jan moves into range and connects with a jab.

It looks like Gargantua Pantagruel has been cut.
Jan loads up on a big right hand but Pantagruel slips the punch.
Pantagruel tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jan was well out of range. Poor timing from Pantagruel.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pantagruel on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Pantagruel throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Good leg kick by Jan there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Pantagruel looks winded!
Jan scores with a decent looking hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pantagruel misses with a takedown attempt - Jan sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Jan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jan jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Jan looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jan fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jan throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jan throws a jab when Pantagruel was well out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jan.
Pantagruel throws an overhand right that lands on Jan's shoulder, as Jan tries to avoid the shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pantagruel was well out of range. Poor timing from Jan.
Pantagruel rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jan counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jan throws a jab when Pantagruel was well out of range.
Jan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pantagruel moves away.
Pantagruel throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pantagruel just misses with a punch to the body.
Jan paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A slow jab from Pantagruel misses its intended target.
Pantagruel misses with a straight left.
A slow jab from Pantagruel misses its intended target.
Pantagruel scores with a sloppy right hand. Jan should have avoided that one.
Pantagruel throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice body kick there by Jan.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jan works Pantagruel's body with a nice hook.
Jan scores with a body shot.
Jan scores with a kick to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jan scores with a jab to the body.
A lazy left from Jan finds it's target.
Jan scores with a body shot.
Jan lands with a good body shot.
A swing and a miss from Jan.
Pantagruel has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pantagruel there as he acknowledges the shot.
Pantagruel misses with a hook
and Jan counters with an outside leg kick.
Jan takes a swing at Pantagruel's ribcage but misses.
Jan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pantagruel.
Pantagruel throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pantagruel throws a predictable looking body shot
and Jan connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jan connects with a stiff jab that staggers Pantagruel - oh and he follows up with a huge uppercut that knocks him out cold! Man, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). John Jan!
An intense looking John Jan took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Thanks for a fine fight.'.