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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nigel Lembert (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Adolf Hitler has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Nigel Lembert!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Adolf Hitler!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Patrick Alders and Radbod Blank.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitler changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Lembert tries to avoid it but Hitler manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Lembert to the ground. Lembert escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A combination from Lembert does no damage.
Lembert swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hitler shoots for a takedown but Lembert saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Hitler throws a series of punches but Lembert moves out of range.
Lembert connects with a body shot that sends Hitler's belly button to the back.
Lembert lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
It looks like Adolf Hitler has been cut.
Lembert really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Sloppy strikes from Lembert. Those never looked like landing.
Lembert throws a right and a left that Hitler avoids nicely.
Nice takedown defense from Lembert. No joy for Hitler on that attempt.
Nigel Lembert has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Adolf Hitler.
Hitler looks to land a combination but Lembert avoids it well.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lembert misses with a wild combination.
Hitler shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Lembert defends it nicely.
Lembert lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Lembert lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hitler circles away quickly and effectively.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lembert lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Hitler on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hitler looks winded!
Lembert lands a two punch combo.
Hitler tries to land a front kick but Lembert steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Lembert swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hitler shoots for a takedown but Lembert saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Nigel Lembert seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lembert avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lembert lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hitler circles away quickly and effectively.
Some wild striking there from Lembert.
Nigel Lembert is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hitler shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Lembert as he avoids it easily.
Lembert's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Lembert duly obliges.
Lembert lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hitler circles away quickly and effectively.
Hitler is trying desperately to land a takedown but Lembert is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Hitler.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lembert throws a nice looking combination but Hitler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lembert misses with a two punch combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lembert misses with a double jab.
Lembert changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Lembert lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Hitler backs up against the cage.
Lembert throws a right and a left that Hitler avoids nicely.
Lembert throws a right hand that Hitler ducks under and follows up with a left that Hitler also avoids with ease.
A punch combination from Lembert misses.
Lembert is working the combinations to good effect here.
Hitler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lembert.
Lembert tries to bum rush Hitler with a series of wild strikes but Hitler uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hitler clinches up against the cage.
Hitler breaks from the clinch.
Lembert misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hitler avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitler fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A head kick misses from Hitler.
A left and a right from Lembert both land. Nice combination.
Lembert misses with a two punch combination.
Lembert swinging wildly here.
Hitler throws a looping overhand right but Lembert ducks down to avoid it.
A punch combination from Lembert misses.
Hitler shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Lembert pinned against the cage. Lembert gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Lembert scores with a punch to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lembert throws a right and a left that Hitler avoids nicely.
Hitler has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Hitler fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Nice body punch from Lembert.
Lembert lands with a right hand.
Lembert misses with a wild combination.
Hitler shoots in for a takedown but Lembert shows good takedown defense.
Hitler is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lembert looks to land a combination but Hitler avoids it well.
Hitler throws a right and a left that Lembert avoids nicely.
Lembert scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nigel Lembert dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Adolf Hitler's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Lembert displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Lembert swinging wildly here.
Lembert looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Some wild striking there from Hitler.
Lembert throws a series of punches but Hitler moves out of range.
Lembert throws a series of punches but Hitler moves out of range.
Lembert lands a two punch combo.
Lembert throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hitler counters with a good low kick that Lembert was not able to check.
Hitler shoots for a double leg takedown but Lembert sprawls well. He's pushed Hitler's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Lembert avoids a punch combination nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lembert defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Hitler.
Lembert throws a series of strikes that have Hitler backpedaling.
Nigel Lembert is winning the standup battle so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Hitler, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Lembert scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Hitler takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Lembert throws a combination. Hitler tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Hitler misses with a kick to the body.
Lembert swinging wildly here.
Hitler misses with a takedown
and Lembert counters with a left and a right that stings Hitler.
Nigel Lembert has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Adolf Hitler.
Lembert swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Lembert swats away the attempt to clinch by Hitler.
Lembert misses with the combination.
Some wild striking there from Lembert.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitler looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Hitler gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Lembert misses with a few strikes there.
Lembert connects with a looping right hand.
Hitler has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Lembert is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Hitler shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Lembert looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Hitler has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Hitler gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Lembert counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lembert digs a good hook to Hitler's body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitler clinches up with Lembert and pushes him back against the cage.
Hitler lands a body shot in the clinch.
Lembert prevents Hitler from breaking the clinch.
Hitler tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Hitler prevents Lembert from breaking the clinch.
Lembert is trying to break the clinch but Hitler has him pressed against the cage.
Hitler is trying to break free.
Hitler is trying to break free.
Lembert tries to break the clinch but Hitler is controlling the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lembert wants to break free but Hitler has control.
Lembert tries to circle away but Hitler has him pinned against the cage.
Hitler tries for a takedown but Lembert manages to get underhooks.
A frustrated look appears on Lembert's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Lembert has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hitler stalling in the clinch but Lembert improves position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hitler has a couple of punches blocked by Lembert.
Hitler has had enough of the clinch but Lembert keeps him there for the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nigel Lembert dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Adolf Hitler's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Hitler showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lembert.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hitler looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Lembert fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Lembert throws a nice looking combination but Hitler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hitler throws a head kick but Lembert moves out of range.
Lembert rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hitler moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lembert fails to land with a series of punches.
Lembert clobbers Hitler with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Hitler shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Lembert but Lembert pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Hitler drives through and clinches with Lembert against the cage.
Hitler takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Hitler prevents Lembert from breaking the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler wants a takedown but no success here.
Hitler goes for a takedown in the clinch but Lembert prevents it.
Nigel Lembert has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Adolf Hitler.
Hitler jumps guard and drags Lembert to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Hitler can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Lembert controls the pace.
Hitler is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitler trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Hitler is working an open guard so Lembert takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
A right-left combo lands from Lembert.
Hitler dodges the punch combination from Lembert.
Lembert lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lembert's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Lembert duly obliges.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lembert looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lembert throws a right hand that Hitler ducks under and follows up with a left that Hitler also avoids with ease.
Hitler takes a swing at Lembert's ribcage but misses.
Lembert lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hitler circles away quickly and effectively.
Hitler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lembert.
Hitler fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Lembert throws a series of punches but Hitler avoids them all with ease.
Hitler tries to clinch up but Lembert circles away and keeps his distance.
Lembert cracks Hitler with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Lembert lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Hitler backs up against the cage.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Hitler, right into the meat.
Lembert throws a right hand that Hitler ducks under and follows up with a left that Hitler also avoids with ease.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lembert misses with a wild combination.
Hitler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice sprawl there from Lembert as Hitler shoots in.
Hitler takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Lembert swinging wildly here.
Hitler has his takedown stuffed
letting Lembert counter with a right hand.
Lembert looks to land a combination but Hitler avoids it well.
Hitler shoots in looking for a takedown. Lembert tries to sprawl out of it but Hitler keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Lembert manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lembert throws a right and a left that Hitler avoids nicely.
And that's the end of the fight!
Nigel Lembert showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Lembert, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:27
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:27
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nigel Lembert!
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RATING
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