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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Turd Fergisson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Terry Sharp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fergisson kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Legion of Doom. Sharp has chosen IZ - Hawaii '78 as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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162 lbs
12 - 4 - 0 |
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26
162 lbs
9 - 4 - 2 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Fergisson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 2, fighting out of Tokyo, Terry Sharp!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fergisson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fergisson shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Fergisson is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Sharp sees it coming and defends easily.
Sharp is trying to maintain the position but Fergisson is very close to passing his half guard.
Sharp won't allow Fergisson to pass to mount.
Fergisson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Sharp is not content to let Fergisson control the position.
Fergisson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Fergisson is working for a submission of some sort.
Fergisson tries to pass to full mount but Sharp defends it.
Fergisson really is built like a bowling ball. I wonder if he'd roll if you pushed him down a hill...
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fergisson wants to work for an arm triangle but Sharp is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Fergisson is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Sharp defends it well.
Fergisson seems to be looking for submissions.
Sharp is looking for a sweep. Fergisson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Fergisson looking for a submission but Sharp manages to get full guard, putting an end to that submission attempt.
Fergisson looking to pass the guard.
Fergisson stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Terry Sharp is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fergisson looks for a takedown but Sharp sprawls well.
Fergisson with a poor takedown
and Sharp counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sharp gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Sharp is trying to keep Fergisson in close.
Fergisson wants to control from the top but Sharp keeps moving.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fergisson showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Sharp working a defensive guard here.
Fergisson is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fergisson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Sharp wants to control but Fergisson passes easily into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson is looking to take a break and control but Sharp is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Fergisson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Fergisson passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Sharp!
Fergisson is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Sharp has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Sharp!
Fergisson thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Sharp avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Fergisson is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Fergisson has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Sharp can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson is striking off his back. Sharp thinks nothing of it though and passes easily into half guard.
Fergisson is in trouble now - Sharp has advanced to mount!
Sharp looking to control but Fergisson is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sharp prevents Fergisson from getting the reversal.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sharp is trying to take his opponent's back.
Fergisson is wriggling around trying to escape.
Fergisson tries to improve his position but instead Sharp has taken his back!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Fergisson dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Fergisson misses with a takedown attempt - Sharp sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Fergisson's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Sharp connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Fergisson scrambles back to his feet.
Sharp lands the left hand.
Sharp throws a jab but it's blocked by Fergisson.
Fergisson shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Sharp as he jumps to the side.
Fergisson looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Sharp!
Fergisson looking to finish Sharp with some ground and pound. This is bad for Sharp!
Fergisson landing strikes from the mount.
Fergisson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Fergisson tries to control but Sharp wriggling away.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sharp takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Sharp defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Fergisson.
Sharp tries to lock up and control but Fergisson gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sharp tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Sharp tries to hold on but Fergisson postures up.
Fergisson trying to control but Sharp is having none of it.
A nice elbow there by Fergisson.
Fergisson goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Sharp turns into him and now he's in Fergisson's guard.
Fergisson tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Sharp trying to control the position from guard on top but Fergisson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fergisson scrambles and gets back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson has his takedown stuffed
and Sharp counters with a nice body shot.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Fergisson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fergisson shoots for a double leg takedown but Sharp sprawls well. He's pushed Fergisson's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Fergisson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sharp scores with a jab to the head.
Fergisson shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Fergisson is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Sharp is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Sharp has escaped and now he's on top!
Sharp stands up and waves to Fergisson to follow him.
Fergisson gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Sharp counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Turd Fergisson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fergisson shoots in looking for a takedown. Sharp tries to sprawl out of it but Fergisson keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Sharp manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sharp works the jab nicely.
Fergisson fails with the takedown
and Sharp counters with a nice uppercut.
Sloppy strikes from Sharp. Those never looked like landing.
Sharp lands a lovely overhand right.
Sharp throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Fergisson slips a jab from Sharp.
Fergisson is trying hard to land a takedown here. Sharp sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Sharp misses with a wild body shot.
Nice jab there from Sharp.
Sharp stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Fergisson is defended easily by Sharp.
Fergisson walks into a jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Fergisson is defended easily by Sharp.
Turd Fergisson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nice jab there from Sharp.
Jab by Sharp.
Sharp sizes up Fergisson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sharp tries to sprawl but Fergisson drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Sharp is trying to maintain the position but Fergisson is very close to passing his half guard.
Fergisson maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Sharp could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Fergisson has cracked it and Sharp is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Fergisson!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Turd Fergisson!
During a confident post fight interview, Turd Fergisson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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