PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Buffalo Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Box Spar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bill's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, It rubs the lotion on its skin. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Bill
vs
Spar

185 cm
31
215 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

192 cm
27
272 lbs
11 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Buffalo Bill!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Box Spar!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Paulsen Ambrosius and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bill throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Spar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bill manages to avoid it.
Spar works the jab nicely.
Bill misses with a combination
letting Spar counter with a right hand.
Spar stalks Bill and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Bill's face. Bill staggers backwards, shaken.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spar tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Bill counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Box Spar has been cut.
Bill throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bill throws a right hand that Spar ducks under and follows up with a left that Spar also avoids with ease.
Spar is looking to slow Bill down with leg kicks.
Spar works Bill's body with a nice hook.
Spar connects with a solid leg kick.
Bill swats away the attempt to clinch by Spar.
Box Spar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spar digs a good body shot into Bill's ribs.
Bill misses with a combination
and Spar counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spar takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Spar fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bill throws a series of punches but Spar avoids them all with ease.
Spar throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bill misses with the combination.
A head kick misses from Bill.
Spar lands an overhand right.

Spar gets a clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Still in the clinch, Spar scores with a nice short uppercut.
Spar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Spar as the two fighters clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Bill manages to break the clinch.
Bill takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bill is breathing heavily.
The fighters circling - Bill throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bill misses with a wild combination.
Spar tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Bill paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bill takes one to the side of the head.
Bill fails to land with a series of punches.
Bill circles away from the clinch attempt
and Bill counters with a left and a right that stings Spar.
Spar lands the left hand.
Bill on the wrong end of a nice hook.

Spar gets in close and instigates a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spar misses with a punch to the body.
Spar is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Bill is keeping busy.
Bill taking a breather.
Bill is trying to break free.
Bill tries to break free but Spar pushes him back against the ropes.
Spar lands a body shot in the clinch.
Spar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bill backwards.
Spar lands a hook to the side of the head.
Spar keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bill's efforts to push away.
Spar misses with a punch on the inside.
Bill misses with a short punch on the inside.
Spar has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Spar throws a head punch that misses.
Bill wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Bill blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Bill breaks the clinch.
Bill misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bill goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Spar lands with a nice body punch.
Bill takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Spar is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Bill rather than just go for the knockout.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spar tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Bill paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Spar ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bill moves away.
Spar fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bill has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bill avoids the body shot from Spar.
Spar just misses with a punch to the body.
Spar dodges the punch combination from Bill.
Spar fails in his attempt to clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A head kick by Bill misses
and Spar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Spar thows a body shot but no joy.
Spar changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Box Spar dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Box Spar's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Spar slips a straight right by Bill.
Spar scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bill uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spar.
Bill misses with a double jab
and Spar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bill has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spar.
Good leg kick by Spar there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bill throws a sloppy head kick and Spar moves out of range easily.
Spar throws a body punch but Bill moves out of range.
Bill misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Box Spar seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bill misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Bill takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spar fails in his attempt to clinch.
Spar lands with a straight right. Bill didn't see that one coming.
Spar looks to score with a jab to the body but Bill is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spar throws a series of punches but Bill moves out of range.
Buffalo Bill is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Spar throws the left hand but Bill avoids the punch easily.
Bill's jab looks to have found its range, popping Spar under the eye.
A decent looking cross lands there for Spar.
Spar throws a nice looking combination but Bill bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Spar blocks a head kick by Bill.
Nice defenses there by Spar.

Spar fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bill, pushing him back against the ropes.
Bill tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Spar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Spar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bill backwards.
A body shot lands from Spar.
Spar is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Spar pushes Bill back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spar scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Spar lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Spar.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Bill breaks from the clinch.
Spar fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bill takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

Bill is rocked!
Bill gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Oh Bill is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Spar scores with a leg kick.
Spar throws an uppercut from hell that sends Bill clean off his feet! He's out cold! Spar stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Box Spar!
Box Spar is the new heavyweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Box Spar thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.