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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Earl Sweatpants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Akira Mishima (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sweatpants comes to the cage accompanied by Earl - Earl Sweatshirt. Earl Sweatpants could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Akira Mishima's chin.
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160 lbs
9 - 7 - 0 |
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183 cm
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165 lbs
7 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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BJJ Brown Belt
Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Earl Sweatpants!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Akira Mishima!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Shigeki Fujiwara and Ren Mimura.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sweatpants throws the kick towards the body but Mishima avoids it.
Mishima shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Sweatpants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mishima misses with a takedown
and Sweatpants counters with a right hand to the body.
Mishima on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Mishima doesn't manage to clinch there - Sweatpants circles away.
Mishima tries for a takedown but Sweatpants circles away easily
and Sweatpants counters with a left and a right that stings Mishima.
Earl Sweatpants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Akira Mishima.
Mishima misses with a takedown
and Sweatpants counters with a stiff right hand.
Sweatpants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mishima was well out of range. Poor timing from Sweatpants.
Sweatpants throws a hook to the side of Mishima's head but Mishima sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sweatpants avoids the head kick by Mishima.
Sweatpants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mishima.
Mishima with a lazy takedown attempt
and Sweatpants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mishima with a poor takedown
and Sweatpants makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Mishima really felt that one!
Sweatpants just misses with a punch to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mishima misses with a takedown attempt
enabling Sweatpants to counter with a crisp jab.
Sweatpants throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Sweatpants throws a series of punches but Mishima moves out of range.
Mishima has his takedown stuffed
and Sweatpants counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Mishima thinking.
Mishima scores with a head kick.
Mishima blocks a jab.
Mishima tries for a takedown but Sweatpants circles away easily
and Sweatpants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mishima looks winded!
Mishima with a lazy takedown attempt
and Sweatpants counters with a series of strikes. Mishima will be more careful next time no doubt.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sweatpants. Mishima does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sweatpants looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Mishima tries for a takedown but Sweatpants circles away easily
and Sweatpants counters with a series of strikes. Mishima will be more careful next time no doubt.
Mishima shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Sweatpants counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sweatpants catches Mishima with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Sweatpants misses with a kick to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Sweatpants.
Sweatpants throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Sweatpants bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Mishima's head backwards.
Sweatpants looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sweatpants misses with a looping right.
Sweatpants throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sweatpants goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Mishima with a lazy takedown attempt
and Sweatpants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mishima tries for a takedown but Sweatpants circles away easily
and Sweatpants counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Mishima thinking.
Mishima takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Mishima is rocked!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mishima steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Sweatpants. That one must have hurt.
Mishima is still on wobbly legs! Can Sweatpants finish him?
Sweatpants throws a lazy right hand but Mishima sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Danga de danga de dang - Sweatpants scores with a four punch combination!
A bone on bone clash there as Mishima blocks the leg kick.
Mishima slips under a jab.
Mishima walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Mishima has his takedown stuffed
enabling Sweatpants to counter with a crisp jab.
Mishima gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Sweatpants counters with a left and a right... And another left! Mishima is down! He's done! The ref dives in to save him and that's the end of the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Earl Sweatpants!
Earl Sweatpants is the new super heavyweight champion!
An intense looking Earl Sweatpants took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'I'm glad I got a rematch against one of my previous losses..it was a fantastic fight and I can't wait to fight again!'.
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energy
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hype
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