PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donald Leads (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Lil Wayne- I feel like dying. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Leads
vs
Holyshit

190 cm
33
240 lbs
25 - 13 - 0

196 cm
29
263 lbs
22 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc
Reaper Combatwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Donald Leads!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Jonathan Paton and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Leads misses with a double jab.
Crunch! Holyshit slams his shin into Leads's torso.
Leads takes a swing at Holyshit's ribcage but misses.
Leads scores with a shot to the body.
Leads lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Holyshit circles away quickly and effectively.
Leads misses with a wild combination.
Holyshit dodges the punch combination from Leads.
Holyshit avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Holyshit clobbers Leads with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Leads moves away from the strike by Holyshit.
Holyshit lands a glancing blow to the side of Leads's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Holyshit jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Leads, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Leads throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Leads avoids the body shot from Holyshit.
Holyshit uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Leads.
Leads scores with a body shot.
Holyshit has a takedown stuffed.
A big right from Holyshit misses.
Holyshit gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Leads stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Leads wants it to stay on the feet.
Leads thuds a left hand into Holyshit's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Holyshit shoots in for a takedown but Leads shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Donald Leads has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Evander Holyshit.
Leads fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Holyshit manages to avoid it.
Holyshit does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Holyshit waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Leads.
Leads lands a slapping body shot.
Holyshit looks to land a right hand but Leads moved out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Leads. Holyshit does a little dance to reset his feet.
A big left from Leads misses.
Leads misses with a hook. Holyshit ducked under it nicely.
Holyshit avoids the body shot from Leads.
Leads misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Holyshit throws a hook to the side of Leads's head but Leads sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit avoids the body shot from Leads.
Leads just misses with a punch to the body.
Leads moves away from the strike by Holyshit.
Leads scores with a hook to the body. Holyshit takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Holyshit throws a hook but Leads blocks it.
Holyshit showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Leads.
Leads throws a series of punches but Holyshit avoids them all with ease.
Leads misses with a body shot.
Holyshit throws a lazy uppercut
and Leads counters with a leg kick.
Leads jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Leads lands with an overhand left.
Leads lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Holyshit throws a jab when Leads was well out of range.
Leads misses with a combination
and Holyshit counters with a nice body kick.
Holyshit scores with a crisp jab that stopped Leads in his tracks.
Nice uppercut there from Holyshit.
Leads thuds a left hand into Holyshit's body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Holyshit scores with a kick to the midsection.
Leads misses with a double jab
and Holyshit cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Donald Leads will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Holyshit fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Leads.
Leads keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Leads misses with a hook.
Holyshit looks for the body kick but Leads saw that one coming.
Leads will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Donald Leads is winning the standup battle so far.
Leads swings for the body but Holyshit moves out of range.
Holyshit takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Leads looks to score with a jab to the body but Holyshit is just out of range.
Leads thows a body shot but no joy.
Holyshit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Leads. Holyshit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Leads's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Holyshit connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Leads scrambles back to his feet.
Leads is looking to wear down Holyshit with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Holyshit tests Leads's chin there with a solid looking shot.

It looks like Donald Leads has been cut.
Holyshit works the jab nicely.
Holyshit cracks Leads with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Holyshit lands a big uppercut and Leads crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Leads looks OK. Holyshit waves Leads back to his feet!

Leads is rocked!
Leads misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Holyshit counters with a crisp right that sends Leads to the canvas! Holyshit follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Evander Holyshit!
Evander Holyshit very nearly forgot to thank TFP Graphics - Pit Inc amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.