PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Hogin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Don Ninja Turtle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hogin comes into the arena with real american blaring out of the sound system. Ninja Turtle is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ninja turtles theme song!!!. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Hogin
vs
Ninja Turtle

170 cm
35
276 lbs
59 - 25 - 2

205 cm
29
265 lbs
8 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 59 - 25 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Don Ninja Turtle!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Josh West and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hogin misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ninja Turtle lands a head kick. Hogin smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
A head kick misses from Hogin.
Hogin lands a nice looking body shot.
Hogin clobbers Ninja Turtle with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Good shot there by Hogin.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ninja Turtle tries to work over Hogin's front leg with a kick but Hogin checks it.
Ninja Turtle throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Hogin shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ninja Turtle defends it nicely.
Ninja Turtle tries a head kick but it misses.
Ninja Turtle works Hogin's body with a nice hook.
A head kick misses from Ninja Turtle.
Hogin needs to keep his hands up - Ninja Turtle had a free shot at his head there.
Hogin blocks the body kick.
Ninja Turtle slaps away a takedown attempt from Hogin, before circling back to the center of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle moves away from the strike by Hogin.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hogin. Ninja Turtle does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hogin has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Ninja Turtle.
Hogin checks a low kick from Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle misses with a leg kick.
Don Ninja Turtle is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ninja Turtle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ninja Turtle feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hogin's calf.
Ninja Turtle tests Hogin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ninja Turtle thumps Hogin with a low kick.
Ninja Turtle lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle misses with a body kick.
Ninja Turtle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hogin takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Ninja Turtle fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hogin has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ninja Turtle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hogin tries a head kick but it misses.
Ninja Turtle avoids the head kick by Hogin.
Ninja Turtle pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Ninja Turtle wants to land a leg kick but Hogin is out of range.
Hogin lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ninja Turtle circles away quickly and effectively.
Hogin throws a hook but Ninja Turtle avoids it easily.
Hogin slips under a jab from Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Hogin's head backwards.
Ninja Turtle throws the left hand but Hogin avoids the punch easily.
Hogin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ninja Turtle.
Hogin checks the leg kick.
Hogin tries to bum rush Ninja Turtle with a series of wild strikes but Ninja Turtle uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hogin takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Ninja Turtle with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hogin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hogin fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hulk Hogin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ninja Turtle feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hogin's calf.
Hogin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hogin shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Ninja Turtle as he avoids it easily.
Hogin misses with a few strikes there.
Ninja Turtle swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hogin.
A head kick misses from Hogin.
Ninja Turtle has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Ninja Turtle throws a nice outside leg kick.
Ninja Turtle connects with a looping right hand.
Hogin tries a head kick but it misses.
Ninja Turtle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hogin takes a kick to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ninja Turtle fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hogin.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hogin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice body kick from Ninja Turtle.
Hogin is breathing heavily.
Ninja Turtle looks to land a combination but Hogin avoids it well.
Hogin looks to land a left hand but Ninja Turtle moved out of range nicely.
Hogin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ninja Turtle scores with a leg kick.
Jab, jab by Ninja Turtle - just one landing.
Hogin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hogin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ninja Turtle throws a nice inside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ninja Turtle lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hogin on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Don Ninja Turtle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hogin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Don Ninja Turtle dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Ninja Turtle dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hogin. That did some damage!
An inside leg kick lands from Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle thows a body shot but no joy.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle misses with a body kick.
Hogin misses with a wild body shot.
Hogin is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Hogin waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ninja Turtle.
Hogin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ninja Turtle looks to land a combination but Hogin avoids it well.
Don Ninja Turtle is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ninja Turtle throws a front kick that sends Hogin stumbling back into the cage.
Ninja Turtle catches Hogin with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hogin will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Ninja Turtle throws a right and a left that Hogin avoids nicely.
Ninja Turtle feints and then cracks Hogin's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Hogin down.
Hogin misses with a body shot.
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick that half lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Hogin might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Decent striking displayed by Ninja Turtle there.
Ninja Turtle jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Hogin fails to land the takedown.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ninja Turtle blocks a jab.
Hogin with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Ninja Turtle to score with a decent uppercut.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Hogin. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Ninja Turtle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hogin with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Ninja Turtle to score with a decent uppercut.
Hogin misses with a hook. Ninja Turtle ducked under it nicely.
Hogin blocks a head kick by Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle throws the kick towards the body but Hogin avoids it.
Hogin looks to land a left hand but Ninja Turtle moved out of range nicely.
Ninja Turtle lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Don Ninja Turtle seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ninja Turtle with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Hogin to score with a decent uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ninja Turtle misses with a series of wild punches.
Ninja Turtle throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.
Ninja Turtle scores with a punch to the head.
Hogin moves out of range of the body kick.
Hogin's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Ninja Turtle connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Hogin scrambles back to his feet.
Hogin moves out of range of the leg kick from Ninja Turtle.
Hogin takes one on the button.
Ninja Turtle throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Hogin throws a sloppy head kick and Ninja Turtle moves out of range easily.
Ninja Turtle misses with a body kick.
Nice takedown defense from Ninja Turtle. No joy for Hogin on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hulk Hogin. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Hogin at a distance.
Ninja Turtle lands a nice hook to Hogin's body. Hogin takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A head kick misses from Ninja Turtle.
Hogin throws a head kick but Ninja Turtle moves out of range.
Hogin misses with a right hand
letting Ninja Turtle counter with a right hand.
Hogin changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Ninja Turtle tries to avoid it but Hogin manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Ninja Turtle to the ground. Ninja Turtle escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Hogin throws a sloppy head kick and Ninja Turtle moves out of range easily.
Hogin tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ninja Turtle jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Ninja Turtle fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Ninja Turtle.
Decent striking displayed by Ninja Turtle there.
Hogin stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ninja Turtle.
Hogin looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ninja Turtle lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Hogin has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Hogin and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Hogin chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ninja Turtle can pounce on him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hogin looks to throw the jab but Ninja Turtle is out of range.
Ninja Turtle bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Ninja Turtle throws a front kick that sends Hogin stumbling back into the cage.
Ninja Turtle blocks a head kick by Hogin.
Ninja Turtle cracks Hogin with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Ninja Turtle pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ninja Turtle lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Ninja Turtle has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hogin takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Ninja Turtle just misses with a punch to the body.
Hogin blocks a head kick by Ninja Turtle.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ninja Turtle shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Ninja Turtle scores with a jab to the body.
Ninja Turtle lands with a thumping leg kick.
Ninja Turtle is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Ninja Turtle scores with a head kick. Hogin tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Don Ninja Turtle showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Nice body kick there by Ninja Turtle.
Hogin throws a head kick but Ninja Turtle moves out of range.
Ninja Turtle looks to score with a jab to the body but Hogin is just out of range.
Hogin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ninja Turtle moves away.
Hogin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ninja Turtle manages to avoid it.
Ninja Turtle blocks a head kick by Hogin.
Ninja Turtle throws a nice outside leg kick.
Ninja Turtle throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Hogin throws a hook but Ninja Turtle avoids it easily.
Ninja Turtle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hogin manages to avoid it.
Ninja Turtle fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hogin.
Hogin walks into a left hand.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Ninja Turtle walks into a straight right hand from Hogin.
A jab from Hogin does it's job there.
A swing and a miss from Hogin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogin misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hogin looks for a takedown but Ninja Turtle sprawls well.
Ninja Turtle scores with a nice body kick.
Hogin takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Hogin takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Hogin throws the left hand but Ninja Turtle avoids the punch easily.
Ninja Turtle throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Hogin.
Ninja Turtle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ninja Turtle chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ninja Turtle scores with a jab. Hogin acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Hogin throws out a loose jab but Ninja Turtle uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ninja Turtle works the jab nicely.
Hogin loads up on a big right hand but Ninja Turtle slips the punch.
Hulk Hogin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hogin on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ninja Turtle. Ninja Turtle obviously looking to wear him down.
Hogin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A cross from Ninja Turtle lands.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Hogin throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Ninja Turtle's head.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Ninja Turtle.
Hogin throws a right hand that Ninja Turtle ducks under and follows up with a left that Ninja Turtle also avoids with ease.
Hogin blocks a head kick by Ninja Turtle.
Hogin looks for a takedown but Ninja Turtle sprawls well.
Hogin has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle throws a nice head kick!
Ninja Turtle clobbers Hogin with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Hogin chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ninja Turtle can pounce on him.
Ninja Turtle throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Ninja Turtle lands with a good body shot.
Hogin has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle lands with a shot to the body.
Ninja Turtle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Ninja Turtle dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ninja Turtle fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hogin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hogin will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Ninja Turtle scores with a jab. Hogin acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ninja Turtle lands with a good body shot.
Ninja Turtle lands with a nice body kick.
Hogin cracks a nice hook into Ninja Turtle's ribs.
Ninja Turtle throws out a powerful jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle lands an overhand right.
Ninja Turtle throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hogin moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Ninja Turtle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hogin misses with a head kick.
Sloppy strikes from Ninja Turtle. Those never looked like landing.
Hogin throws a sloppy head kick and Ninja Turtle moves out of range easily.
Ninja Turtle swinging wildly here.
Ninja Turtle lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hogin misses with a body punch
and Ninja Turtle counters with a body kick that stops Hogin in his tracks momentarily.
Ninja Turtle avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Don Ninja Turtle is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Ninja Turtle buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Don Ninja Turtle comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Ninja Turtle has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 27:30
Judge Josh West scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Don Ninja Turtle!
An out of breath Don Ninja Turtle thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.