PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sharp Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Old Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dick
vs
Man

180 cm
21
180 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

178 cm
28
178 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sharp Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Old Man!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, George Francis and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dick.
Man throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dick throws a head kick that misses.
Dick takes a swing at Man's ribcage but misses.
Man lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Man throws a front kick that sends Dick stumbling back into the cage.
Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Old Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Dick moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Dick swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dick misses with a leg kick.
Nice body kick from Man.
Dick tries a head kick but it misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man scores with a head kick.
Man lands with a kick to the temple. Dick shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Nice jab there from Dick.
Man throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man scores with a head kick.
Dick takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Man cracks the inside of Dick's front leg.
Man thows a body kick. Dick tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Man takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Man.
Man moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Man feints and then cracks Dick's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dick down.
Man connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Man.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Man throws a head kick that misses.
Man throws a nice inside leg kick.
Man turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick misses with a body punch
and Man counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Man throws a chopping leg kick but Dick manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Man throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Dick.
Dick throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Man.
Man tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Man.
Dick avoids the head kick by Man.
Man with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dick misses with a body shot.
Dick throws a series of punches but Man moves out of range.
Dick swings for the body but Man moves out of range.
Dick misses with a kick to the body.
Dick looks to score with a jab to the body but Man is just out of range.
An inside leg kick lands from Man.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick checks a low kick from Man.
Nice defenses there by Man.
Dick throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Man avoids the head kick by Dick.
Man throws a front kick aimed at Dick's knee but Dick avoids it well.
A good leg kick by Man.
Dick misses with a hook
and Man counters with a nice leg kick.
Dick is breathing heavily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Man.
Dick looks to score with a jab to the body but Man is just out of range.
Man turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dick sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Man fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Man throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Dick's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dick misses with a combination
and Man counters with a head kick. That will keep Dick thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Dick avoids the head kick by Man.
Dick is looking to wear down Man with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Man goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A nice inside leg kick there by Man. That's going to slow Dick down.
Dick waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Man.
Man buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice body kick there by Man.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Man scores with a leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Man wants to land a leg kick but Dick is out of range.
Dick is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Dick pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Man back to the cage. Dick follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Man lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Old Man dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Man scores with a nice body kick.
Dick tries to bum rush Man with a series of wild strikes but Man uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Man connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A nice inside leg kick there by Man. That's going to slow Dick down.
Dick chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Man can pounce on him.
Man throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dick.
Man lands with a slapping head kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Man lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dick has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dick and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Man lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Man cracks the inside of Dick's front leg.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dick will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Man connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Man lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Man fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A punch combination from Dick misses.
Man scoring well with a low kick there.
Dick tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Man, right into the meat.
Old Man seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Man goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Man lands a head kick!
Dick will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Dick throws a combination that misses
and Man counters with a good low kick that Dick was not able to check.
Man is looking to slow Dick down with leg kicks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man connects with an inside leg kick.
Dick fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Man fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Man moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dick avoids the head kick by Man.
An inside leg kick lands from Man.
Dick on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Man.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Man in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Man scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dick ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
Man moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Man.
That kick from Man tenderised Dick's leg. Dick is trying to keep his angry face on.
A good leg kick by Man.
Good leg kick by Man there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man throws a nice head kick!
Man lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Man scores with a head kick. Dick tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
A nice inside leg kick there by Man. That's going to slow Dick down.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Man, right into the meat.
Man fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dick has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Man fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
That kick from Man tenderised Dick's leg. Dick is trying to keep his angry face on.
Man lands a head kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Man tries to land a leg kick but Dick saw it coming and moves away.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Man.
Sharp Dick is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Man scores with a kick to the midsection.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man misses with a head kick.
Man dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dick. That did some damage!
Dick takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Man scoring well with a low kick there.
Dick blocks a head kick by Man.
Dick has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Man.
Man throws a head kick that misses.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Dick crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Man - the referee stops the clock and Dick gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Man. Dick manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Man throws a quick inside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Man cracks the inside of Dick's front leg.
Man connects with a high kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dick checks a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Old Man showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Man throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dick throws a right and a left that Man avoids nicely.
Man scores with a spinning back kick!
A thudding body kick lands there by Man!
A good leg kick by Man.
A good leg kick by Man.
Dick takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Crunch! Man slams his shin into Dick's torso.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Man swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Man. That's going to slow Dick down.
Man lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Man throws a leg kick but Dick sees it coming and moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick tries to bum rush Man with a series of wild strikes but Man uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Man has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Both fighters circling a little - Man finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A head kick misses from Dick.
Dick throws a big shot that misses.
Man buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Man fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dick has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Man throws a low kick but Dick moves out of range easily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Man.
Man feints and then cracks Dick's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dick down.
Dick looks to throw the jab but Man is out of range.
Man with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Man fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dick.
Man feints and then cracks Dick's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dick down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Man throws a head kick but Dick moves out of range.
Man scores with a head kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dick ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
Man throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.

Man has taken the fight to the clinch.

Man breaks the clinch.
Man throws a head kick but Dick moves out of range.
Man looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dick throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dick misses the shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick swings for the body but Man moves out of range.
Dick throws a right and a left that Man avoids nicely.
An inside leg kick from Man misses.
Dick fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Man slips a jab and a cross from Dick.
Man cracks the inside of Dick's front leg.
Some wild striking there from Dick.
Dick throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Man thuds his shin into the meat of Dick's side.
Man lands with a thumping leg kick.

Man moves into the clinch.
Man goes for a takedown in the clinch but Dick prevents it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Man pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sharp Dick has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dick throws a sloppy body shot
and Man counters with a nice leg kick.
Dick on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Man fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Man feints and then cracks Dick's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dick down.
Man connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Man throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Dick.
Man scoring well with a low kick there.
Old Man is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Dick has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Man.

And that's the end of the fight!
Old Man comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Man has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 26:30
Judge George Francis scores the fight 26:30
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Old Man!