PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Maurico Hates Decisions (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rob Snitch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hates Decisions comes to the cage accompanied by Defqon Ending!. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Hates Decisions
vs
Snitch

195 cm
32
255 lbs
23 - 10 - 0

190 cm
27
270 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Good knees
Experienced

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Maurico Hates Decisions!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rob Snitch!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Arvi Lind and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hates Decisions avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hates Decisions takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

It looks like Maurico Hates Decisions has been cut.
Snitch misses with a left hand
and Hates Decisions counters with a nice low kick that buckles Snitch's knee momentarily.
Good exchange - Snitch coming out on top.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hates Decisions ducks under a wild hook from Snitch.
Hates Decisions scores with the left hand. Snitch knows he should have avoided that one.

It looks like Rob Snitch has been cut.
Snitch throws a right hand that misses
and Hates Decisions counters with a stiff right hand.
Snitch tries to land a body kick
enabling Hates Decisions to counter with a crisp jab.
Snitch's corner calls for a 1-2. Snitch obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Snitch throws a poor cross that misses
and Hates Decisions counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Rob Snitch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Snitch throws a jab when Hates Decisions was well out of range.
Snitch connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

Maurico Hates Decisions's cut is getting worse.
Snitch takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Snitch pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Snitch tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hates Decisions swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hates Decisions lands a nice leg kick that just misses Snitch's sensitive parts.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hates Decisions misses with a wild body shot.
Snitch is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Snitch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hates Decisions sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A combination from Snitch does no damage.
Hates Decisions scores with a punch to the head.
Snitch misses with a right hand
and Hates Decisions counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Snitch misses with a double jab
and Hates Decisions scores with a counter punch that sends Snitch to the canvas! Hates Decisions smells blood - he's punishing Snitch with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Snitch has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Maurico Hates Decisions!
A very excited looking Maurico Hates Decisions made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.