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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sakke Pietila (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kirk Megaphny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pietila's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Hard Night Out by Professor Green. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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276 lbs
18 - 13 - 0 |
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275 lbs
19 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sakke Pietila!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kirk Megaphny!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Elvis Blanc and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pietila throws a leg kick that misses.
Megaphny throws a body punch but Pietila moves out of range.
Pietila is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Pietila avoids a punch combination nicely.
A jab from Pietila finds it's way through Megaphny's defenses.
Pietila checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A decent looking cross lands there for Megaphny.
Megaphny throws a nice looking combination but Pietila bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Pietila throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Megaphny throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Pietila.
It looks like Sakke Pietila has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Megaphny misses the shot to the body.
Decent striking displayed by Pietila there.
Pietila scores with a one two! Megaphny had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
It looks like Kirk Megaphny has been cut.
A swing and a miss from Pietila.
Megaphny misses the shot to the body.
Megaphny throws a hook but Pietila avoids it easily.
Megaphny misses with a hook.
Pietila takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Megaphny swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Megaphny misses the jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Pietila there.
Pietila throws a right hand that Megaphny ducks under and follows up with a left that Megaphny also avoids with ease.
Pietila throws a head kick but Megaphny moves out of range.
Megaphny cracks a nice hook into Pietila's ribs.
Pietila throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Megaphny stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Megaphny takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Megaphny jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Megaphny lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pietila at a distance.
Pietila lands a lovely overhand right.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Megaphny fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pietila manages to avoid it.
The fighters circling - Pietila throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pietila throws a right hand that Megaphny ducks under and follows up with a left that Megaphny also avoids with ease.
Pietila is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Megaphny.
Pietila shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Megaphny connects with a body shot.
Megaphny attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Pietila tries a head kick but it misses.
Megaphny walks into a straight right hand from Pietila.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Megaphny ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pietila moves away.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Megaphny lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pietila has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pietila and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A telegraphed right hand from Pietila misses the target.
Pietila throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Megaphny sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pietila fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Pietila throws a hook but Megaphny avoids it easily.
Megaphny lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A big left from Megaphny misses.
Pietila tries a head kick but it misses.
Megaphny throws out a loose jab but Pietila uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pietila scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Megaphny doesn't seem bothered though.
Pietila is looking to score with low kicks.
Megaphny takes a swing at Pietila's ribcage but misses.
Megaphny loads up on a big right hand but Pietila slips the punch.
Megaphny catches Pietila with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Pietila is rocked!
Megaphny looks to land a right hand but Pietila moved out of range.
Oh Pietila is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Pietila uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Megaphny.
Pietila ducks under a wild hook from Megaphny.
Megaphny pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Pietila slips under a jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Megaphny throws a jab when Pietila was well out of range.
Megaphny is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Megaphny shuts the power down on Pietila. Lights out, game over! Megaphny is your winner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kirk Megaphny!
After winning the bout, Kirk Megaphny thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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hype
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pop
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