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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fred Flintstone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and TheRock Obama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Obama has chosen The Realest Sport as his entrance music. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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240 lbs
13 - 11 - 0 |
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260 lbs
9 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Good kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fred Flintstone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, TheRock Obama!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Gwen Towbar and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obama misses with a takedown
letting Flintstone counter with a right hand.
Obama rushes Flintstone and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Flintstone lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A body shot lands from Flintstone.
Obama is trying to drag Flintstone to the mat but Flintstone just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Obama gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Obama throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Obama has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Obama trying to control but Flintstone is working from the bottom.
Obama looking to pass the guard.
Flintstone keeping moving, preventing Obama from controlling successfully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obama in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Obama trying to control but Flintstone is working from the bottom.
Obama throws an elbow that misses. Flintstone uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Obama's guard. Nice move by Flintstone!
Obama looking for a sweep. Not yet Obama, not yet.
Flintstone lands a couple of digs.
Obama is looking for a triangle but Flintstone pushes his legs off easily.
Obama is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Flintstone drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Obama dives on top into guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obama throws a big elbow that misses.
Obama controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Obama is looking to work some ground and pound but Flintstone has wrist control.
Obama throwing strikes from guard but Flintstone blocks nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obama throws a big right hand that misses.
Obama wants to control from the top but Flintstone keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Obama has gone for a leg lock! Flintstone slips out almost immediately though and dives into Obama's guard.
Flintstone lands a couple of decent looking shots.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Flintstone got a little sloppy there for a moment and Obama has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Flintstone has managed to get both his arms back between Obama's legs - danger averted.
Flintstone throwing strikes from guard but Obama blocks nicely.
Obama escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Flintstone gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Flintstone stops Obama from standing up.
Obama looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Obama pulls Flintstone in to control the position.
Flintstone lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Obama has his foot on Flintstone's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Flintstone works his way back into a safe position though.
Obama working for a triangle but Flintstone defends it easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Flintstone is in close to Obama's body, working some short punches and elbows.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Flintstone stops Obama from standing up.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Flintstone landing with the ground and pound.
Obama tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Flintstone has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Flintstone pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Obama is keeping the position for now.
Flintstone is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Flintstone lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Flintstone scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Obama looking to hit a scissor sweep but Flintstone is one step ahead there.
Obama has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Flintstone is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Obama.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Obama is working to avoid the ground and pound but Flintstone connects with a decent elbow.
Flintstone lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Obama down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Fred Flintstone will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Flintstone throws a sloppy head kick and Obama moves out of range easily.
Flintstone tries to clinch there but Obama circles away.
Flintstone rushes Obama and presses him up against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Flintstone.
Obama breaks the clinch.
Flintstone tries to clinch but Obama is having none of it.
Flintstone tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Obama manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Flintstone misses with a hook to the body
and Obama counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obama sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Flintstone defending well though.
Obama slips a nice elbow through Flintstone's hands, connecting with Flintstone's forehead.
TheRock Obama has got the better of the ground game so far.
Obama not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Obama thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Flintstone's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obama throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Obama is working for a submission of some sort.
Flintstone looking for submissions off his back.
Obama slips a nice elbow through Flintstone's hands, connecting with Flintstone's forehead.
Flintstone is trying to control but can't.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obama landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Flintstone is looking to control Obama's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Flintstone avoid being mounted?
Flintstone wants to improve his position but Obama is controlling well.
Obama missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Obama not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Obama sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Flintstone defending well though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obama throwing shots but Flintstone is blocking nicely.
Flintstone is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Flintstone is trying to stand back up but Obama is controlling him
Flintstone is refusing to be controlled, as Obama sits in half guard.
Obama is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Obama is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Flintstone is just riding it out for now. Obama eventually gives up the hold.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obama looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Flintstone blocking the ground and pound attempt from Obama.
Obama throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Flintstone to regain full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
TheRock Obama showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Obama keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A big left from Flintstone misses.
Obama shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Flintstone as he jumps to the side.
Obama misses with a takedown attempt - Flintstone sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Obama moves out of range as Flintstone strikes.
Obama moves into the clinch.
Obama pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Flintstone scores with a body shot.
Obama takes a shot right to the bread basket.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Flintstone instigates a clinch.
Obama looking for a takedown.
Fred Flintstone has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of TheRock Obama.
A nice right hand lands inside from Flintstone.
Flintstone has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Obama avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Flintstone misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Obama is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Flintstone gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Obama.
Obama taking a breather.
Flintstone's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Obama trying to land knees to the body.
Flintstone looking to slow down the pace here.
Obama has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Flintstone after a bit of a struggle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obama is working for takedown but Flintstone is calmly controlling the position for now.
Flintstone lands a body punch.
Obama takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Flintstone has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Obama clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Flintstone connects with a big shot to the side of Obama's head.
Flintstone is punishing Obama with strikes - can he finish him?!
Obama defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Flintstone's arms.
Obama trying to control the hands but Flintstone breaks the grip.
Obama tries to roll but Flintstone sticks to his back.
Obama is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
Flintstone lands a shot to the body.
Flintstone keeps control of the position as Obama tries to break free.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Watch the back of the head! Comes the shout from the referee towards Flintstone.
Obama manages to reverse the position and now he's in Flintstone's guard. Nice work there by Obama.
Flintstone keeping full guard, as Obama tries to pass.
Obama trying to control the position from guard on top but Flintstone is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Flintstone uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Obama with a poor takedown
and Flintstone counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nice takedown defense from Flintstone. No joy for Obama on that attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Flintstone scores with a sloppy right hand. Obama should have avoided that one.
Flintstone misses with a body kick.
Obama gets in close and instigates a clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obama tries to land a knee to the head but Flintstone blocks with his arms.
Obama scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Flintstone lands an uppercut.
Flintstone taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Flintstone tries to break the clinch but Obama is controlling the position.
Obama stalling.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A shot in the inside from Flintstone.
Obama drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Flintstone gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Flintstone is trying to push Obama away but Obama has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
And that's the end of the fight!
Fred Flintstone showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Flintstone has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fred Flintstone!
A relieved looking Fred Flintstone thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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