PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Santa ButtHead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andre Darkov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Darkov has chosen Extreme ways as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

ButtHead
vs
Darkov

175 cm
21
215 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

186 cm
23
205 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Santa ButtHead!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Andre Darkov!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Paulsen Ambrosius and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Darkov pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Darkov looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!

ButtHead manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Darkov on his heels. He'll look to pass Darkov's guard now, I'm sure.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
ButtHead is looking to work some ground and pound but Darkov has wrist control.
ButtHead trying to control the position from guard on top but Darkov is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
ButtHead throwing strikes from guard but Darkov blocks nicely.
Darkov working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from ButtHead.
ButtHead landing with the ground and pound.
ButtHead passes into half guard.
Darkov taking some punishment here, with ButtHead in his half guard.

ButtHead looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

That's one minute gone in the round.
ButtHead takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
ButtHead working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
ButtHead winds up and cracks Darkov with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
ButtHead lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

ButtHead maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Darkov could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but ButtHead has cracked it and Darkov is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by ButtHead!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Santa ButtHead!
An out of breath Santa ButtHead thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.