PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bin JinJu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fatherfockerusus's entrance music is Born to be wild by Steppenwolf. A fine choice. Bin JinJu has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus's chin.

Fatherfockerusus
vs
JinJu

186 cm
30
183 lbs
21 - 7 - 0

168 cm
25
183 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

SPARTA FIGHTWARE-GTI
HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bin JinJu!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Konstantin Menshow and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
JinJu wants to clinch.
JinJu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
JinJu tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Fatherfockerusus counters with a flying knee that sends his opponent to the canvas! Fatherfockerusus looking to finish!

JinJu is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fatherfockerusus pushes down on JinJu's leg and manages to get into half guard.
JinJu blocking the ground and pound attempt from Fatherfockerusus.

JinJu looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
JinJu avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus is keen to just control but JinJu is a slippery customer.
JinJu wants to improve his position but Fatherfockerusus is controlling well.
JinJu won't allow Fatherfockerusus to pass to mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus stalling away here and it's allowed JinJu to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.

JinJu has his foot on Fatherfockerusus's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Fatherfockerusus works his way back into a safe position though.
Fatherfockerusus throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as JinJu works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Fatherfockerusus wants to control from the top but JinJu keeps moving.
Fatherfockerusus looking to pass the guard.

Fatherfockerusus got a little sloppy there for a moment and JinJu has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Fatherfockerusus has managed to get both his arms back between JinJu's legs - danger averted.
Fatherfockerusus landing some decent shots from guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fatherfockerusus accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fatherfockerusus won't allow JinJu to sweep him here.
Fatherfockerusus throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fatherfockerusus keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of JinJu's head.
Fatherfockerusus content to stall in guard here.
JinJu keeping moving, preventing Fatherfockerusus from controlling successfully.
JinJu wants to sweep but no luck.
Fatherfockerusus stays in close to JinJu's body and controls the position.
Fatherfockerusus trying to control the position from guard on top but JinJu is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus just wasn't active enough.

JinJu closes the distance and pushes Fatherfockerusus back into the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus cracks JinJu with a nice body shot.
Fatherfockerusus working hard to break the clinch.
JinJu misses with an elbow strike.
A right hook to the body lands for Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Fatherfockerusus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fatherfockerusus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, JinJu just misses with a elbow thrown towards Fatherfockerusus's brow.
JinJu with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

JinJu has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Fatherfockerusus uses from the top position.
Fatherfockerusus working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Fatherfockerusus distracts JinJu with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Fatherfockerusus landing with the ground and pound.

JinJu escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Fatherfockerusus gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Fatherfockerusus avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus throwing strikes from guard but JinJu blocks nicely.
JinJu punching to the body, from the bottom.

JinJu working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Fatherfockerusus doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Fatherfockerusus manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
JinJu working a defensive guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
JinJu preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
JinJu can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Fatherfockerusus controls the pace.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
JinJu manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Fatherfockerusus manages to control the position for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Fatherfockerusus misses with a body shot.

Fatherfockerusus gets tackled into the cage by JinJu. JinJu maintains the clinch.
JinJu misses with an elbow strike.
JinJu has a couple of punches blocked by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
JinJu pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
JinJu blocks the elbow strike.
JinJu is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Fatherfockerusus looking to throw knees to the head but JinJu is blocking nicely.
Fatherfockerusus softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Fatherfockerusus breaks the clinch.
JinJu moves in looking to clinch but Fatherfockerusus pushes him off.
Fatherfockerusus attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
An inside leg kick lands from Fatherfockerusus.

That's one minute gone in the round.
JinJu throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
JinJu fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fatherfockerusus manages to avoid it.
JinJu checks the leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a cross.
Fatherfockerusus swings and misses with a hook to the body.

JinJu rushes Fatherfockerusus and presses him up against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus lands a body shot.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a punch to the body.

Fatherfockerusus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as JinJu checks a leg kick.
JinJu looks to land a right hand but Fatherfockerusus moved out of range.
Fatherfockerusus tests JinJu's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a crisp jab that stopped JinJu in his tracks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fatherfockerusus circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! JinJu drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Fatherfockerusus follows JinJu to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
As Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Terror...hm...if you are then I,m antiterrorist.Good night'.