PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dom Danky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yo-Landi Vi$$er (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Danky's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Killing In The Name. Vi$$er has chosen Enter The Ninja as his entrance music. Yo-Landi Vi$$er has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Danky
vs
Vi$$er

187 cm
25
169 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

179 cm
28
165 lbs
11 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

BeastMode

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dom Danky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Yo-Landi Vi$$er!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Damien Edna and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vi$$er throws a head kick that misses.
Danky takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A leg kick checked by Vi$$er.
Yo-Landi Vi$$er seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vi$$er wants to slow Danky down by chopping away at his legs.
Vi$$er scores with a kick to the body.
Vi$$er looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Vi$$er tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Vi$$er throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Danky.
Danky turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Vi$$er dives in and grabs Danky's left leg, looking for a takedown. Danky pushes down on Vi$$er's head and hops out.
Danky takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nice sprawl there from Danky as Vi$$er shoots in.
Vi$$er ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Vi$$er misses with a hook.
A punch combination from Danky misses.
A slapping body kick lands there for Danky.
Vi$$er pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vi$$er lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Danky at a distance.
Vi$$er throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vi$$er lands with a shot to the body.
Danky lands a right hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Danky misses the shot to the body.
Vi$$er throws out a leg kick but Danky moves out of range and Vi$$er only half commits.
Dom Danky is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Danky misses with a hook. Vi$$er ducked under it nicely.
A jab from Danky misses.
Danky just misses with a punch to the body.
Vi$$er stuns Danky with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Vi$$er throws a shot to the body.
Danky fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Vi$$er is looking to slow Danky down with leg kicks.
Vi$$er lands a nice hook to Danky's body. Danky takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Danky avoids a kick to the body.
Danky connects with a body shot that sends Vi$$er's belly button to the back.
Nice defenses there by Vi$$er.
Danky dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Vi$$er has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Vi$$er there as he acknowledges the shot.
Vi$$er lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Vi$$er throws a sloppy head kick
and Danky counters with a nice uppercut.
A head kick misses from Vi$$er.
Danky fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Vi$$er looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vi$$er with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Vi$$er throws a head kick that misses.
Danky lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Vi$$er steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Danky.
A shot to the body from Vi$$er misses
and Danky cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Vi$$er wants to slow Danky down by chopping away at his legs.
Danky throws a half hearted mid kick.
Danky slaps away a takedown attempt from Vi$$er, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Dom Danky has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Yo-Landi Vi$$er.
Vi$$er just misses with a punch to the body.
Vi$$er thows a body shot but no joy.
Vi$$er takes a jab right on the kisser.
Vi$$er fails with an attempt to clinch.
Vi$$er is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Danky rather than just go for the knockout.
Danky lands a slapping body shot.
Vi$$er throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Danky is looking to land body kicks.
Vi$$er lands a front kick.
Vi$$er throws a body punch but Danky moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vi$$er throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Vi$$er walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Danky checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Vi$$er misses with a wild body shot.
Danky circles away from the clinch attempt.
Vi$$er tries to clinch but Danky moves out of range.
Danky will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Vi$$er looks to score with a jab to the body but Danky is just out of range.
Vi$$er lands a right hook to the body.
Danky lands a nice looking body kick.
Vi$$er has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Danky.
Danky takes a swing at Vi$$er's ribcage but misses.
Vi$$er throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Danky uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Vi$$er.
Vi$$er walks forward, straight into a front kick from Danky.
Danky connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Danky throws a leg kick which misses Vi$$er's front leg but catches the back leg as Vi$$er tries to avoid it.
Danky throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A low kick from Vi$$er misses
and Danky counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vi$$er dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Danky. That did some damage!
Vi$$er keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Danky keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Danky stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Danky wants it to stay on the feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Vi$$er shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Danky manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Vi$$er trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Vi$$er landing with the ground and pound.
Vi$$er is in close to Danky's body, working some short punches and elbows.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Vi$$er throws a big elbow that misses.
Vi$$er postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Vi$$er throwing strikes from guard but Danky blocks nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yo-Landi Vi$$er dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Vi$$er takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Vi$$er shoots in looking for a takedown but Danky manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Vi$$er's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Danky uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Vi$$er.
Vi$$er will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Danky connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Danky fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Vi$$er has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Vi$$er walks into a straight right hand from Danky.
Vi$$er throws the kick towards the body but Danky avoids it.
Vi$$er on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Vi$$er is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Danky sizes up Vi$$er with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Danky throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Danky lands with a right hand.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Vi$$er checks a leg kick.
Vi$$er throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Danky misses with a wild body shot.
Vi$$er throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Danky stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Vi$$er listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vi$$er ducks right into an uppercut from Danky.
Danky swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Vi$$er.
Vi$$er misses the shot to the body.
Vi$$er just misses with a punch to the body.
Vi$$er throws a leg kick that misses.
Vi$$er tries a head kick but it misses.
Vi$$er throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Danky takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Vi$$er connects with a high kick.
Danky lands a glancing blow to the side of Vi$$er's head.
Jab from Danky.
Danky avoids the body shot from Vi$$er.
Dom Danky is winning the standup battle so far.
Vi$$er throws an off balance right hand
and Danky counters with a big head kick but Vi$$er shrugs it off.
Danky avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Danky pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Danky throws the kick towards the body but Vi$$er avoids it.
Danky looks to throw the jab but Vi$$er is out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Danky. Vi$$er does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Danky closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Danky avoids a kick to the body.
Danky is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Danky tries a low kick but Vi$$er avoids it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vi$$er takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Vi$$er misses with a looping right.
A head kick misses from Vi$$er.
Vi$$er fails with a takedown attempt.
Dom Danky has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Yo-Landi Vi$$er.
Danky sizes up Vi$$er with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Danky ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vi$$er moves away.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Vi$$er.
Danky moves out of range as Vi$$er strikes.
Danky misses with a kick to the body.
Danky checks the leg kick nicely there.
Danky avoids a punch combination nicely.
Vi$$er is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good work by Danky as he checks the leg kick.
Vi$$er fails in his attempt to clinch.
Danky throws a half hearted mid kick.
Danky misses the shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Vi$$er.
Vi$$er thows a body shot but no joy.
Danky misses with a hook. Vi$$er ducked under it nicely.
Danky throws the kick towards the body but Vi$$er avoids it.
Vi$$er swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Danky smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Vi$$er scores with a one two! Danky had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

Vi$$er clinches up against the cage.
Vi$$er goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Vi$$er misses with some punches.
Vi$$er pushes Danky back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Vi$$er misses with a punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Danky blocks an uppercut.
Vi$$er lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Vi$$er misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Danky.
Vi$$er misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Vi$$er drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Danky gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Danky scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Vi$$er throws a punch but it's blocked by Danky.
Danky is pressed up against the cage. Vi$$er has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Danky down to the mat. Danky avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vi$$er throws a sloppy head kick
and Danky counters with a head kick.
Vi$$er is breathing heavily.
Danky throws a low kick, looking for Vi$$er's leg but Vi$$er calmly moves out of range.
Vi$$er misses with a hook.
Vi$$er on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Danky connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Vi$$er looks for a takedown but Danky sprawls well.
Danky moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Vi$$er.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Dom Danky will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Vi$$er tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Danky slips under a jab from Vi$$er.
Danky dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Vi$$er. That did some damage!
Vi$$er defending well as Danky loads up on a big left hand.
Danky works the jab nicely.
Danky keeps the fight on the outside.
Vi$$er misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nice body punch from Danky.
Danky throws a nice outside leg kick.
Danky keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Vi$$er throws a jab but it's blocked by Danky.
Vi$$er misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Danky tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vi$$er was well out of range. Poor timing from Danky.
Vi$$er checks the leg kick.
A left lands for Danky.
Vi$$er misses the shot to the body.
Danky connects with a looping right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vi$$er misses with a lunging right hand
and Danky cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Vi$$er misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Danky.
Vi$$er has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A telegraphed right hand from Danky misses the target.
Vi$$er is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Vi$$er digs a good body shot into Danky's ribs.
Vi$$er throws a head kick that misses.
Vi$$er takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Vi$$er avoids the body shot from Danky.
Vi$$er throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Danky lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Jab from Danky.
Vi$$er drops his hands momentarily and Danky takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Vi$$er's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Vi$$er misses with a low kick.
Nice body kick from Danky.
Vi$$er will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Danky throws a quick inside leg kick.
Danky misses with a leg kick.
A head kick misses from Vi$$er.
Vi$$er looks for a takedown but Danky sprawls well.
Danky scores with a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Danky misses with a low kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vi$$er clobbers Danky with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Danky scores with a punch to the head.
Vi$$er scores with a body shot.
Danky with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Vi$$er takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Danky connects with a nice looking jab.
Danky throws a head kick that misses.
Vi$$er misses with a kick to the body.
Danky looks for the body kick but Vi$$er saw that one coming.
Vi$$er ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Danky moves away.
Danky cracks Vi$$er with a good jab.
Vi$$er tries to clinch up but Danky circles away and keeps his distance.
Vi$$er throws a sloppy head kick and Danky moves out of range easily.
Danky throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Danky throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Danky avoids the head kick by Vi$$er.
Danky blocks a leg kick.
Danky throws a wild body kick that Vi$$er sees coming a mile off.
Danky uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Danky moves out of range as Vi$$er throws a body kick.
Danky tries a head kick but it misses.
Vi$$er has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Danky.
Danky connects with the punch.
Danky stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Danky wants it to stay on the feet.
Vi$$er tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Danky manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Vi$$er tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Vi$$er misses with a head kick.
Danky throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Danky misses the shot to the body.
Danky blocks a head kick by Vi$$er.
Vi$$er throws a nice head kick!
A slapping leg kick lands for Danky.
Vi$$er walks into a stiff left hand from Danky.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vi$$er misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Danky.
Vi$$er throws a head kick that misses
and Danky counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Danky throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Danky throws a front kick aimed at Vi$$er's knee but Vi$$er avoids it well.
Danky goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Danky lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Danky throws a nice outside leg kick.
Danky scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Danky throws a hook to the side of Vi$$er's head but Vi$$er sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Vi$$er changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Danky tries to avoid it but Vi$$er manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Danky to the ground. Danky escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Dom Danky has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Yo-Landi Vi$$er.
Danky connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Vi$$er momentarily.
Danky thuds his right hand into Vi$$er's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Danky connects with an inside leg kick.
Vi$$er uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Danky.
Danky stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Danky wants it to stay on the feet.
Danky looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dom Danky showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Danky has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 29:28
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 29:29
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Dom Danky!
During a confident post fight interview, Dom Danky thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.