PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Butter Bean (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Burgundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bean comes into the arena with Real American blaring out of the sound system. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Bean
vs
Burgundy

181 cm
21
300 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

182 cm
21
266 lbs
0 - 8 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Butter Bean!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Burgundy!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Frank Dennis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burgundy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Burgundy closes the distance looking to clinch

and Bean counters with a single leg into guard. Burgundy didn't expect that.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.

Bean drops back looking for a leg! Burgundy is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Burgundy manages to kick Bean off! Bean jumps back into Burgundy's guard.

Bean drops back looking for a leg! Burgundy is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Burgundy manages to kick Bean off! Bean jumps back into Burgundy's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Bean is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Bean thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bean drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Bean as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Burgundy screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Bean! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Butter Bean!
In his post fight interview, Butter Bean started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.